If Joseph Smith had the Internet.....
Helen Mar Kimball sits on her bed, computer in her lap.
sweetiepie14 (online)
Suddenly a pop-up message appears on her computer screen: nastyboyJS wants to chat ~ ACCEPT/DENY ~ She accepts.
nastyboyJS: hi. got your address from heber.
sweetiepie14: my dad?? who is this?
nastyboyJS: brother joseph
sweetiepie14: oh! hi!!! wow!
nastyboy14: how RU?
sweetiepie14: ur a nastyboy???
nastyboyJS: j/k - a joke i made up LOL
sweetiepie14: lol
nastyboyJS: R u alone?
sweetiepie14: yes. why?
nastyboyJS: ur sweet
sweetiepie14: LOL
nastyboyJS: and pretty
sweetiepie14: lol
nastyboyJS: when ur dad talks 2 u tonite, listen 2 him
sweetiepie14: what RU talking about?
nastyboyJS: just remember i talk with god, K?
sweetiepie14: k
nastyboyJS: & god tells me what to say
sweetiepie14: k
nastyboyJS: ur perfect
sweetiepie14: ROFL - no
nastyboyJS: i saw you last week in your white dress
sweetiepie14: oh
nastyboyJS: you looked so pure and innocent
sweetiepie14: thx i think ur cute!
nastyboyJS: thats good. real good.
sweetiepie14: gotta help mom - ttyl
nastyboyJS: listen 2 ur dad - a commandment by God
sweetiepie14: k cya
Joseph Smith sits at his computer in a hidden location (for his safety).
fanny4U has signed in
nastyboyJS: hi F
fanny4U: hi lover
nastyboyJS: where RU?
fanny4U: @ ur house w/ Emma
nastyboyJS: WTF!
fanny4U: she asked me 2 help her
nastyboyJS: RU OK?
fanny4U: yes - we R BFF again
nastyboyJS: don't trust Emma!!
fanny4U: why?
nastyboyJS: get outa there now! don't say anything!
fanny4U: K - she's coming - brb
nastyboyJS: GET OUT NOW
fanny4U: xoxo ttfn
fanny4U has signed out
OrsonHide has signed in
ZinaBaby has signed in
elizaRsnow has signed in
OrsonHide: hi Joe
nastyboyJS: Orson! guess what?
OrsonHide: what?
nastyboyJS: ur going to jerusalem!
OrsonHide: WTF? A mission?
nastyboyJS: as revealed to me by god
OrsonHide: but what about Marinda?!
nastyboyJS: ur wife'll be taken care of. TRUST ME.
OrsonHide: i guess if god wills it.....
nastyboyJS: oh he does, he does.
nastyboyJS: Zina! Hi!
ZinaBaby: Hi
nastyboyJS: whatcha doin?
ZinaBaby: chatting w/ Henry
nastyboyJS: U should chat w/ me only
ZinaBaby: but he's my husband
nastyboyJS: about that.....
ZinaBaby: ?
nastyboyJS: I dont WANT plural marriage
ZinaBaby: I know, me neither! lol
nastyboyJS: BUT...
nastyboyJS: an angel came 2 me with flaming sword last nite. if i don't do this i'll lose my position and my life!
ZinaBaby: Wow! RU serious??
nastyboyJS: Lord made known to me UR 2B my celestial wife
ZinaBaby: i'll have to pray about this
nastyboyJS: good idea, then you'll know the truth i speak
ZinaBaby: what will Henry say if god wills it?
nastyboyJS: he follows god 2 - all will be well
ZinaBaby: i better go pray
nastyboyJS: lemme know asap
ZinaBaby: brb (praying)
elizaRsnow: hi babe
nastyboyJS: hi e
elizaRsnow: i wrote you another poem
nastyboyJS: kewl
elizaRsnow: inspired by last nite
nastyboyJS: u rawked my world! lol
elizaRsnow: i may be old, but i've got skilz LOL
nastyboyJS: can't wait to see poem
elizaRsnow: i can't believe emma didn't catch us!
nastyboyJS: we can't let that happen
elizaRsnow: i made ur bed this morning and thought of u
nastyboyJS: thx for helping emma at home
elizaRsnow: if it means i'm closer to u, then its all good
nastyboyJS: gotta run
elizaRsnow: luv u
elizaRsnow has signed out
OrsonHide: RU sure??? jerusalem is so far....
nastyboyJS: god wills it
OrsonHide: Y not Chicago?
nastyboyJS: god wills it
OrsonHide: Marinda is scared
nastyboyJS: i'll personally take care of her
OrsonHide: k...i guess if god wills it...
nastyboyJS: never fear u will be blessed
OrsonHide has signed out
EmmaHS has signed in
HeberC has signed in
HeberC: i talked 2 her like u said
nastyboyJS: and?
HeberC: she didn't want 2 @ 1st
nastyboyJS: did u tell her like i told you 2?
HeberC: yes - salvation 4 all of us if she will
nastyboyJS: and?
HeberC: i told her 2 think on it for 24 hrs
nastyboyJS: lemme know ASAP
HeberC: she's a good girl - she'll say yes
nastyboyJS: i hope so as god wills it
HeberC: i know - and i wanna be saved!
nastyboyJS: it depends
HeberC: gonna go talk 2 her again
nastyboyJS: u do that
HeberC has signed out
EmmaHS: hi babe
nastyboyJS: hi u sexy thang
EmmaHS: u know it!
nastyboyJS: gonna B gone 2nite
EmmaHS: not again! Y?
nastyboyJS: more of lords work
EmmaHS: :(
nastyboyJS: i may B gone 3 nites
EmmaHS: im not 2 happy
nastyboyJS: b strong
EmmaHS: its hard
nastyboyJS: ur my light, my life
EmmaHS: i know
nastyboyJS: god will bless u
EmmaHS: fanny was here
nastyboyJS: oh?
EmmaHS: we R friens again
nastyboyJS: b nice!
EmmaHS: Y should i?
nastyboyJS: i told you 2 thats Y
EmmaHS: u better stay away from her
nastyboyJS: of course lol
EmmaHS: im not lol
nastyboyJS: k i promise 2 stay away
EmmaHS: gotta run
nastyboyJS: luv u - cya in 3 days
EmmaHS: as u should
EmmaHS has signed out
sweetiepie14: u still here?
nastyboyJS: HI!!!
sweetiepie14: my dad told me
nastyboyJS: and?
sweetiepie14: Y do u want me??
nastyboyJS: god wills it
sweetiepie14: will it save my kindred?
nastyboyJS: oh yes - salvation for all
sweetiepie14: im scared
nastyboyJS: god will provide - ur a good daughter of god
sweetiepie14: if it will save my family.....
nastyboyJS: say yes and be saved
sweetiepie14: and my family 2 right?
nastyboyJS: its the only way
sweetiepie14: i guess i will then
nastyboyJS: ur a good girl
nastyboyJS: u will be saved now
nastyboyJS: 2morrow nite we will b sealed 4ever
sweetiepie14: 2morrow nite!
nastyboyJS: god says it has to be 2morrow nite
nastyboyJS: ill take good care of you my sweet
nastyboyJS: i promise u eternal salvation
sweetiepie14: im scared!
nastyboyJS: im a prophet of god - b not afraid
sweetiepie14: k i guess
nastyboyJS: follow the prophet and b saved
sweetiepie14: 4 my family
nastyboyJS: oh 1 more thing
sweetiepie14: ?
nastyboyJS: cant tell Emma - god said 2 keep us a secret
sweetiepie14: y?
nastyboyJS: its gods will u keep it secret 4 my safety
sweetiepie14: if god says so then k
nastyboyJS: i look forward 2 us 2morrow
sweetiepie14: cya
sweetiepie14 has signed out
ZinaBaby: back
nastyboyJS: did u pray?
ZinaBaby: yes
nastyboyJS: and?
ZinaBaby: i was told its true
nastyboyJS: came from god
ZinaBaby: this is hard
nastyboyJS: im not about 2 make that angel mad! r u?
ZinaBaby: but I luv henry
nastyboyJS: me 2 - but god wills it
ZinaBaby: henry knows god wills it
nastyboyJS: R u sure?
ZinaBaby: yes
nastyboyJS: k - i'll be there 2morrow a.m.
ZinaBaby: so soon?!
nastyboyJS: u didn't c that angel
ZinaBaby: k
nastyboyJS: i cant wait 2B sealed 2 u
ZinaBaby: god wills it
nastyboyJS: and im a prophet of god - follow me n b saved
ZinaBaby: k ttyl
nastyboyJS: oh - god said dont tell Emma
ZinaBaby: k i promise cya
ZinaBaby has signed out
Joseph logs out and prepares to depart.
2007-07-01 13:47:57
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints are the true Mormons. The FLDS church's history began when a polygamist community in Utah known as Short Creek was excommunicated from the church for refusing to denounce polygamy. Wilford Woodruff, who was the prophet of the LDS church received a revelation that plural marriage would be discontinued. Joseph Smith and Brigham Young both consistently taught about continuing revelation.
2007-07-01 13:37:54
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answer #2
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answered by Matt M 2
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Mainstream mormons are the true mormons. Both groups started out as one religion when joseph smith and brigham young were alive. But when polygamy stopped being practiced, some people continued with it, saying joseph smith said god commanded it, and (whoever the prophet was at the time who said god wanted polygamy to stop) was a false prophet. They then broke off and formed their own group (the FLDS or Fundamentalist latter day saints) that practices very early day mormon practices...not only polygamy but they also have very amish-similar lifestyles (pioneer-ish clothing, no makeup for girls, etc) although not completely the same. They have their own prophet who was chosen because of his bloodline going back to that of jo smith.
Mainstream mormons do not affiliate themselves with the FLDS mormons today.
2007-07-01 13:31:50
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answer #3
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answered by 17*mezzo*17 3
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It what I have heard is correct, although Jospeh Smith III was declared his father's sucessor, the Community of Christ was not organized until 1860 and was actually established by Emma Hale Smith's second husband, not by anyone from the Smith line. Further, there is a very simple reason why Joseph and Emma's children ended up as part of the Community of Christ, Emma chose not to follow the rest of the Saints to Utah, and the children were too young to go themselves. In reality, Joseph's children did not really have a choice which church they joined. To me it makes no sense to look at which church Joseph's children were a part of to determine correctness. The fundemental difference, and what you really should consider, is that whether you believe that the prophet is called according to his ancestry or not. I personally believe that the LDS perspective on the calling of a prophet is more in line with the teachings in the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Although God has called prophets that were sons of other prophets (i.e. Nephi, Alma), there is no history in the Bible or the Book of Mormon that demonstrates that this is the primary consideration.
2016-05-20 22:55:13
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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The Mormons have so many secrets and lies, they may still have many wives, they believe like the muslims that they will have many wives in the next life if they are worthy.
Also that they can become gods and godesses of their own worlds.
The prophet Josephet Smith taught the North Star has a planet revolving around it called Kolob. Jesus lives there according to their teaching.
For a good time look up The Salamander Society. It's like the National Lampoon for Mormonism.
Polygamy must have been great fun, it got Joseph Smith put in Jail where the fathers of many girls shot him DEAD. They call it martyred or assassinated. That fool was shot.
2007-07-01 13:28:50
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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From the late 1830s to as late as 1907 mormons practiced polygamy as the ONLY way to salvation, despite the Manifesto of 1890. It remains in the Doctrine and Covenants Section 132 to this day. The Church also changed it position on allowing blacks and the priesthood in 1978.
The Fundamentalist church did not 'break off' from the Salt Lake group. They practice the frontier version of polygamy and racism to this day except they have pickup trucks and cell phones. They consider the Salt Lake church as apostate.
It's all in the point of view and who gets to write history.
2007-07-01 14:30:21
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answered by Dances with Poultry 5
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According to the Universal Declaration on Human Rights, a person's religion is whatever they say it is ... they both say they're Mormon, so I respect that ... also check out http://www.mormonfundamentalism.org ... if you email them the guy there will be happy to answer any of your questions (the website's creator is part of the Apostolic United Brethren, another Mormon polygamous group -- there are several -- I think the AUB have about 9000 members scattered around the American West and western Canada, some in their own towns where they have all their own farms, businesses, etc)
2007-07-01 13:26:13
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answered by Anonymous
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At one point, about 3-5% of the men in the church had more than one wife. Two or three had many wives, like Brigham Young. Most had two or at the most, three.
But, when the government threatened the very existence of the church, God finally excused the church from plural marriage.
2007-07-01 14:41:45
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answered by mormon_4_jesus 7
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Hey Mormons like their variety of beliefs, just like any other group.
2007-07-01 13:24:06
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answered by Tim 47 7
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