my favorite word begins with F and ends in U C K, my favorite word is firetruck, what'd you think I'd say?
There was a duck. He went down the way to store. There he said, to the manager, "Got any grapes?" and the manager coolly replied, "Nope."
Tomorrow there was a duck. Yep, the same duck. He went down the way to the store. There he said, to the manager, "Got any grapes?" and the manager a little flustered replied, "You again? We still don't have grapes, okay?!" the duck hurried out.
Tomorrow the duck returned. He said, "Got any grapes?" "NO! IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONCE MORE, I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THAT COLUMN!" The manager fumed, pointing to the roundish pole that went from the ceiling to the floor (a column). the duck left.
The next day, however, the duck went back to the store. "I'm getting you and nailing you, too!"
"But i haven't asked, yet!"☺
"Oh alright."
"Got any nails?"☺
"Well, no."
"Got any grapes?" ☺
2007-07-01 13:01:39 · 8 answers · asked by hottie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there both awesom jokes and congradulations you have entered the championship of jokers!
2007-07-01 13:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like the duck one.
2007-07-01 21:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-01 20:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that 1 yet i still am like lol
2007-07-01 20:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its too old but it still cracks me up
2007-07-01 20:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by Casanova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that joke but the first joke,which wasn't a joke,sucked
2007-07-01 20:15:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :o) that was funny, thanks for the laugh and the 2 points
2007-07-01 20:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHA.
2007-07-01 20:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by Hi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋