A woman and her baby are trapped in a burning building. A fireman looks in the window and says, "throw me your baby and i'll catch him. I've been the firemen soccer team golie for 10 years and I'v never let a ball pass me." Trusting the fireman she throws her baby to him. The Fireman catches the baby bounces him on the ground and kicks him over the street.
A boy asks his mom for a glass of water. The mom says " You've already had 10, what would you need another for?" The Boy replies "I know i used ten but my rooms on fire."
Thats all Folks.
2007-07-01
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