How do you know a squirrel is on drugs?
He plays with his nuts instead of storing them for the winter.
2007-07-01 12:33:10 · 4 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haahahahahahheheheheheh!!!!!!!! dat was a good one
2007-07-01 12:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two men walked into a bar... you would think the second one would have ducked.
And if you want a really corny joke..........
A string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" So the string walks out. He frays his end and ties himself in a knot. He walks back in and the bartender asks, "Weren't you the string that was just in here?" and he replies, "...nope! I'm afraid not! (a frayed knot)"
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his pants. "What's with the wheel," the bartender asks. "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"
...and now just for the heck of it, a disturbing joke...
Little girl: Mommy, mommy! What happened to Rover?
Mom: Shut up and eat your meat loaf!
2007-07-01 20:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-01 19:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sounds funny...but I dont get it!
2007-07-01 19:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Gabbie ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋