Three women died and went to heaven when they got their a lil old man greeted them and told them that what ever they did don't step on a duck.
Ok they all agreed
The first woman went three days until she stepped on a duck the lil man appeared and told the woman since you stepped on a duck i now have to chain you to one of the ugliest men ever so he chains them up and they dissapear
The next woman goes 1 week until she steps on a duck a the same thing happens to her.
The last woman has been going for three weeks until the lil man appears and she says wait i haven't stepped on a duck and he says i know im rewarding you buy chaining you to the one of the best looking guys ever. He chains them up and she says wow what did i do to be chained to you
And he says I don't know but i stepped on a duck..
Haha
2007-07-01 12:29:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but, not the best joke..
p.s. i've been tryin to read this joke for the past 5 min, this lady next to me (at work) is talkin laud and she is so enoyin, i felt like sayin shut the *** up im readin a joke....i was about to explode...i stepped on a duck..
2007-07-01 12:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-01 12:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke already but I like it
2007-07-01 12:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by Hi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...lol
2007-07-01 12:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute.
2007-07-01 12:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Mr.G's wife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL... i get it
2007-07-01 12:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Tato 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-01 12:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋