Jim phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk pyjamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
Jim rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologises for the short notice, and then hurries off.
A week later, Jim returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"
Jim replies, "Yep, the fishing was great...but you forgot to pack my blue silk pyjamas."
His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't...I put them in with your tackle box!" (Revenge is sweet :)
2007-07-01 12:11:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAOSFHISMS I never even thought to look there why would I as I don't fish drat now the secret's out.
2007-07-01 18:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm, he strayed. Clever wife. No more fishing for Jim since he will be living out of the car from now on.
Maybe he will fish for his tea...
2007-07-01 12:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim was obviously using the other tackle box fidgety.He must have been using his rod in forbidden places!
2007-07-02 23:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep you women are very smart 10/10
2007-07-02 08:56:37 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-01 12:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
l'll bear that in mind next time l ask the wife if its ok to go fishing
2007-07-01 12:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha thats a really good idea if you suspect something.
2007-07-01 12:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he has been using his little worm for something else I think
2007-07-01 21:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-01 21:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-07-01 12:16:28 · answer #10 · answered by soccerful 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋