Blonde Moments...
*she called me to get my phone number.
*she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
*she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home.... she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said: "Airport Left"
she turned around and went home
2007-07-01 11:50:24 · 16 answers · asked by Tato 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard them all before, you come up w/ your own! then I'll give ya a star!
2007-07-01 11:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Those were pretty good. I heard the last one before but they used "Disneyland Left" instead.
2007-07-01 12:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by Eisbär 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 09:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is one, a blond and a brunette fell over a cliff who will hit the ground first........... The brunette the blond had to ask for directions.
2007-07-01 11:56:56 · answer #4 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a blonde, but blonde jokes are my favorite type of jokes!! ironic!! loved 'em. Here's a star
2007-07-01 14:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've acctually done the first one
and the price check @ dollar store...
im not blonde though-
and i skipped a grade!
hmmmm...
2007-07-01 12:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by excess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i never heard these jokes before they are all funny thats why im giving u a star!!!! LMAO
2007-07-09 02:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by eeyore93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it.
2007-07-09 06:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-07-05 05:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by CNJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you made my day
2007-07-09 08:23:17 · answer #10 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋