A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the wardrobe.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the wardrobe with the little boy.
The little boy says "Dark in here."
The man says "Yes it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "Okay, how much?"
Boy - "£250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the wardrobe together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "£750."
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "£1,000."
The father says "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says "Dark in here."
The priest says "Don't start that s**t again."
2007-07-01 11:49:42 · 11 answers · asked by josey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaaha that was funny even made hubby smile which is quite hard to do.
star 4u
its my lucky night whoo whoo
2007-07-01 12:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by im just a flea bag 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-01 12:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! very funny!!! Nice one!
2007-07-01 11:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Simply awesome, I just can't find the words to describe how funny that was to me!!! lemme just say...
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
2007-07-01 15:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one.
2007-07-01 11:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is really very good.
2007-07-01 12:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhh ha ha...can we say scarlet letter???
lol!! sTaR 4 U !!!!!
♥katie
2007-07-01 11:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
liked it
2007-07-01 15:15:50 · answer #8 · answered by jimbo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhehehhahahiehehihehhe
thats freggin hillarious.!!!
2007-07-01 12:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by Chrissy WB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe. good one. bad preist.
2007-07-01 11:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by jewel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋