The weather was very hot and Bob wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, he was getting out of the water, when he noticed two old ladies walking on the shore in his direction. He panicked, and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in from of his privates and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: "You know, i have a special gift. I can read minds."
"Impossible," said the embarrassed Bob. You really know what I think?"
"Yes," the lady replied..."Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom." :)
2007-07-01 11:43:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LSHIBAR Watch out for those old ladies, they're not as shy as people think
2007-07-01 17:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Bob got caught again.
Just his luck to find a bucket with no bottom.
Bet the old ladies couldn't believe their luck though.
2007-07-02 23:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-07-01 11:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-01 17:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly man fingers 10/10
2007-07-02 08:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good.
2007-07-01 11:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, I havnt heard a joke like that in a while.
hehe
2007-07-01 12:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Chrissy WB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scraping the bottom of the bucket are we?
a*4u
2007-07-01 11:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe very funny
never heard that one before
2007-07-01 12:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by soccerful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Well done.
2007-07-01 12:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋