One day a construction worker left the job a little early and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his private part in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "STOP, STOP!" You're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are.....I'm going to set the garage on fire!"
2007-07-01 11:18:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank heavens for "Hevs" for explaining the joke to the ones who didn't get it.
Very funny fidgety.It brought tears to my eyes
I might explain they were tears of pain not joy!
2007-07-03 00:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke...
For those who don't get it (groan):
The man's testicles have been secured in a vice so that he can't move. The garage he is in is going to be set on fire so if he wants to escape he will have to cut off his own manhood or burn to death.
Geddit now?
:)
2007-07-02 02:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Painfull ha ha X Cindy
2007-07-01 11:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IBARL A rusty saw blade no doubt, again Brilliant.
2007-07-01 17:11:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 09:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by koffler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would be sore would it not 10/10
2007-07-02 08:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical girlie joke, funny but typical
2007-07-01 11:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee.excellent!!!
2007-07-01 11:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Justice is served..
2007-07-01 11:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l'm loving this l aint laughed and sniggered like this for days
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2007-07-01 11:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋