A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."
"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"
2007-07-01 11:15:44 · 27 answers · asked by LiLi =] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*hahahah
2007-07-01 11:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just made me peed my pants, that was a very good joke, I can wait to tell my friends at the pub next Friday, something good is that you can say this joke in English and Spanish without missing anything in the translation. Thank you!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
2007-07-01 11:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is another joke so there is a blonde a brunette and a red head they all jump off a building and the blonde one gets there last why?
answer she had to ask for directions
2007-07-01 11:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA! wow that female doesnt sense like analyzing it! how lazy and u can unfastened your account for answering a query just to get 2 factors. document her lol....i presumed it replaced into humorous, is it a smart blonde?
2016-09-28 21:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by suero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry 2 tell u the truth buddy but
it has been proven ppl with blond hair r not smart/clever ppl
2007-07-01 11:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soccerlili, are you blond? I liked the joke. It is a good joke really.and it is clean too.
2007-07-01 11:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Very funny,(coming from a blonde too)
2007-07-01 11:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooohhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. what a blonde!!!! LMFAO!!good joke, good joke.
2007-07-01 11:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by alecs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm I giggled
2007-07-01 11:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like blonde jokes!!!
2007-07-01 11:18:29 · answer #10 · answered by stan t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do not think this is OK you do not no who is leasing to you,see if you can tell a joke to you and your Friends not ever one,no one will git hurt.even jokes hurt people,
2007-07-02 02:12:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋