Bob and his wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening, wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settle down, Bob (not quite ready to sleep) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey, snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone, "Oh, my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate s*x for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor."
Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy b**ch."
2007-07-01 11:14:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAOSFHISMS Thanks for changing my name to conceal my ID but it's a moot point the scar's are visible for everyone to see and you've seen the picture of the knot she tied me into
2007-07-01 17:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yep wife says thats true 10/10
2007-07-02 08:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like my little honey bunny. Ha Ha!
2007-07-01 11:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Well done! Very funny! A star for you!
2007-07-01 11:30:57 · answer #4 · answered by Nics 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest joke i've heard all day
2016-04-01 02:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical man as soon as he's got some normalities ensue
2007-07-01 11:21:14 · answer #6 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l like it, but the wife aint impressed
sod her, a *4u
2007-07-01 11:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's men for you. Personality change once they've got what they want.
:)
2007-07-02 02:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, such a fickle being aren't we..
2007-07-01 11:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
aha, thats most likely true.
star for you!
2007-07-01 11:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋