A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the garden. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.
He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you £5 you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy the £5, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another £5.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me £5."
The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma!"
2007-07-01
11:07:14
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