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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the garden. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.
He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you £5 you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy the £5, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another £5.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me £5."
The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma!"

2007-07-01 11:07:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

LMSIAOSFHISMS That is a great solution I'll have to try.

2007-07-01 15:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1 0

that joke is kin of sick i will never be able to look at my grandparents in the same way agian. still funny though took me a while to work it out.

2007-07-01 18:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by harry c 2 · 0 0

That is funny. If I were the grandma I would have gave him more.

2007-07-01 18:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by igoh900 5 · 0 0

clever little man must try that 10/10

2007-07-02 15:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0 0

a new varient on an old theme
but its sill a *4u

2007-07-01 18:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol thats funny

2007-07-01 18:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle 2 · 0 0

aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh, so didn't want that image in my head. That was gross, but funny.

2007-07-01 18:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by Scottish Buddha 6 · 0 0

I wonder if that's really possible... *arranges date with boyfriend*.

:)

2007-07-02 09:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by H 4 · 0 0

hahaa.
and kinda gross.
but still funny.

2007-07-01 18:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by hayleigh 2 · 0 0

lmao....excellent joke....got to spread it around...(the joke i mean, not the hairspray) lol....star time

2007-07-01 18:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 1 0

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