A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.''
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.''
The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
2007-07-01 09:09:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha!! Explain that one to your wife!! Nice joke! I guess I'll star it, you deserve it!
2007-07-01 09:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Cassie R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No star because I've heard it before...like 10 years ago.
2007-07-01 16:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is ur star is a good one!!!! : o ja-ja
2007-07-01 18:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♡ღSOY NIKK@ ღ♡ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That's pretty funny.
2007-07-01 16:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol..not bad but not that good.
2007-07-01 16:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
: O
2007-07-01 16:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sara Dawson 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋