hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, and asked for a sip of whiskey. The Irishman looked towards the end of the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?"
The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an whiskey, too. The next patron to come in was an Italian with a hunched back. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too.
The third patron to enter the bar was a Scouser, who swaggered into the bar and yelled, "Barkeeper, gis us a lager! Hey, is dat God's Boy down dere?" The barkeeper nodded, so the Scouser told him to give Jesus a lager, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishmanfelt the strength comeback to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus went up and touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.
Jesus then walked towards the Scouser, but the Scouser jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't f*ckin touch me! I'm on disability!"
2007-07-01 09:01:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the best joke I have heard in a long time. Thank you!!
2007-07-01 09:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by jessika 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Upon hearing this, Jesus gave the man
a smile as only Jesus can, and ordered
up two Arrogant Bastard Ales.
< the joke here, for any who aren't familiar,
is found on the label--and website--of
Arrogant Bastard Ale, wherein this stuff
is NOT for those who think they like
yellow fizzy beer or, "lagers".
2007-07-01 09:13:47 · answer #2 · answered by rockman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't realise scousers could be funny but you got a laugh for that one mate..
2007-07-01 12:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by maddferit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though a scouser myself...great joke.
2007-07-01 09:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by ANGELA B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2007-07-01 10:22:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because it's true. I know people that if confronted with this situation that would literally do just that. lol. star for you!
2016-05-20 03:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Sounds like something out of shameless!!
2007-07-01 09:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by ayngel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for a real laugh out loud moment!!
pmsl
A * for you!
2007-07-01 09:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have a star from me, that joke was soooooooo funny, i just shown my husband who thought it was really funny too
2007-07-02 08:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by Karen R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!
2007-07-01 09:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋