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Should I be thinking of building a big boat and start gathering up two of the local animals. People keep saying global warming is responsible for this great summer. I suppose the change in the planets weather is England's fault, everything else in the world is, what with our irresponsible industrial revolution and all.

Anyway, can I expect to keep the deck chairs in the garage this summer or will the floods, rain, Islamic terrorists and the increasing rise in cost of living put a dampner on things

2007-07-01 08:56:49 · 11 answers · asked by Enoch IV 2 in Environment Global Warming

Course you can Gems, always room for a good looking blonde woman on my boat

2007-07-01 09:04:42 · update #1

11 answers

"Gems"? Better concentrate on the boat dude. Your 'ol lady might smell something in the wind and cut your nuts off before you can plant the tree.

2007-07-01 09:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by chilicooker_mkb 5 · 2 0

Okay while the entire crew is here. The ark is not a game.
You see this planet is color coded for gems to restore the
original resource count of undiscovered caches below. Yet
the mining industrializations need to have fully aquiescent
divine selections for nutritional planning to be enhanced and
activated. All we know is the last song on the beatles album
does say, polyester pam is too hot, no she is not. Rain is cool.
http://www.familyfun.com

2007-07-01 16:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by mtvtoni 6 · 0 1

I hate to tell you this but whoever said global warming is effecting us now is an idiot. Global warming will start in at LEAST 30 years. And I doubt you will need to build a big boat and put 2 of every animal. But good luck.

2007-07-01 16:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by jordan e 3 · 1 1

CCR said it best:

Long as I remember
The rain been comin' down.
Clouds of myst'ry pourin'
Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages,
Tryin' to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder,
Who'll stop the rain.

2007-07-01 16:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by jenh42002 7 · 0 0

Normally the weather dries up just after Wimbledon.It's been this way for as long as I can remember and serves to disprove the theory of climate change.

2007-07-01 16:07:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It's been scientifically proven that washing one's car increases the chances for rain. If you REALLY want to stop the rain in your area, then institute a government ban on washing cars. The rains will return when you lift the ban.

Problem solved...

2007-07-01 17:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by 3DM 5 · 0 1

my flowers are knackered.
ive already started on my ark, and put the deck chairs on the roof.
Global warming, i wish people would say 'climate change', we need to plant more trees.
carbon footprints? pile of poo.

2007-07-01 16:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mystical Mamba 6 · 1 0

The rain will stop when all the immigrants want to go back to some sunshine, ...... well, we can hope!

2007-07-01 16:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The rain will stop when we the world will crash into the sun or a black hole. Either way, that'll stop it.

2007-07-01 16:09:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

when will it start we are still waiting
getting jealous about all these people with floods

2007-07-01 17:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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