2007-07-01 08:28:34 · 12 answers · asked by DENNIS B 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one mate and so true in many cases
Star for you there
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2007-07-01 08:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....Some women!!!
My 10 yr anniv. is in 4 days and we still do it like newly weds! Pretty much every day, sometime 2-3 times a day and long and wild. None of that wham-bam-thank you ma'am 15-20 min. stuff!
2007-07-01 08:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by aero_fyre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice one..but look at this ..it can be the otherway round too ... ideal wife(SEXY WIFE) wud be dead when dishes are always done but no sex ..
2007-07-01 08:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by ambition 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the wife doesn't hit you up side your head for not helping with the dishes.
2007-07-01 08:32:11 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bit below the belt. remember ladies, some of the male race are still in the Neanderthal stage, i apologise on behalf of the normal unignorant men!
2007-07-04 03:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by mrg69 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
2007-07-01 08:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can a sack of tatties wash up, keep trying.
2007-07-02 04:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That's gross! Poor wife.
2007-07-01 08:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by Princesita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ... well a little titter !
Blimey all those poor wives with dead husbands ... How will they tell?
2007-07-01 09:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by Isam8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...and the bills go away
2007-07-01 08:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by Absilicious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋