i wanna be a ninja?

do ninjitsu or become an Assasian or spy

2007-07-01 09:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

How do you learn to be a Ninja? That's easy.

First you join the Mafia and go on a few 'murder for hire' contracts. After you kill a few people, go and pull a few bank robberies. If you get caught and sent to prison for twenty years, escape.

Now that you're an escape convict and murderer and on the run, you have to really go underground and start dealing drugs and enforcing drug deals. This is how a Ninja would operate.

After ten years of this basic training, you can see yourself in the role of a Ninja.

2007-07-01 16:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋

karate or marital art lessons :]
ninja's are rather outdated since the task's ninjas had are to carry out the orders of their master/employer and many tasks meant killing people witch is against the law
but if you ask me the up-to-date ninja is a spy
so you can try getting into that field you still need to lean self defense so it's practically the same

....i don't blame you for wanting to be a ninja ...they are awsom :D

you may have a better chance at becoming a ninja in Japan :P

2007-07-01 15:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by BakaBabe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Here is some of the information I have on the Ninja. I have studied/trained in the art myself but I had to move and the place were I moved to didnt have a school/dojo there so I got into Aikido and JJ but anyway here ya go

ninjitsu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ninjutsu...

here is where you can find a local class near by.
http://www.blingo.com/search?q=ninjitsu+classes&sourceid=opensearch

http://www.completemartialarts.com/links/ninjitsu-ninjutsu.html

here is where you can buy videos and such
http://www.ninjutsu.com/home.shtml

http://skhquest.com/

hope this helps

2007-07-01 17:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by timberrattler818 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You can buy books and videos online that can teach you a lot. But you really need to find a school if at all possible. The 2 basic styles you need to learn about are Ninjitsu and Taijutsu.

2007-07-01 15:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by br@ini@c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Greetings:
The only way to be a ninja in the first place is to be carried in the womb of one.
Forget about your fantasies, there is no real Ninjutsu school as said.

2007-07-01 21:21:25 · answer #6 · answered by serp13nte 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋

You will need a time machine. Ninjitsu became extinct in the 19th century. Sorry.

2007-07-01 22:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋

wanna be a ninja? first thing you have to do is get a time machine.... don't worry i'll wait

2007-07-01 20:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by iamjustbored10 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Here is all the information you need on ninjitsu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninjutsu

here is where you can find a local class near by.
http://www.blingo.com/search?q=ninjitsu+classes&sourceid=opensearch

http://www.completemartialarts.com/links/ninjitsu-ninjutsu.html

Maybe imm the only one taking this seriously..

2007-07-01 16:45:19 · answer #9 · answered by Kung Fu Badger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Wow. It takes a lot of self defense and

start by watching Jakie chan movies. :P HAHA

2007-07-01 15:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

it depends were u r, i am in Australia and i have been acepted into a school, but i will wait till i am 19. go on google and type in ninjutsu schools in (ur country)

Jess
good luck

2007-07-02 02:41:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

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