2007-07-01 00:53:03 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Sumo wrestlers are men, not women. Duh!
2007-07-05 05:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by Stephen D 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wait a moment! I know you Ghost Warrior; you're the one who asked if, no, I had better not make that public. Butt, to answer your question. In your particular case be grateful that it is a woman who is doing the shoving, even if, in your dreams, it was a man.
2007-07-04 21:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by johny0802 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
guinness book of world records would be a start. they might sign you on for a year as the poster child for their new edition-"impossible? we think not."
all of the personal hygiene companies would want you for their add campaign, you'd do the late night shows (dave, jay, conan, etc.). If Paris Hilton got invited to Larry King, you would be a shoe in. they might call it "ghostlywarrior33 the untold story of his nightmare in the hole" you would be rich and famous. better practice singing or rapping, your publicist would push the idea of making an album.
so my answer is just daydream about money and fame.
2007-07-07 15:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ugliestcuntstank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like she owns your a!!!, I know one thing that will scare you and dramatize you for the rest of your natural life, lol better call the Paramedic's lol, just kidding. Did you see that movie Dodgeball with Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn, where that cheerleader guy tried to lift 00 Martha Johnstone that 350lb woman, it will not be easy recoverying from a person that just shub you up her but, lol bring flashlight
2007-07-01 01:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by Josh R 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And what are the odds of that happening? I don't think there are sumo women anyway.
2007-07-05 15:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by merrybodner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, its impossible. But if she tries to grab you so as to ATTEMPT the shoving, I would do a little side step. Good luck!
2007-07-06 16:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by Logie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hang on tightly to an eggroll, and wait till she takes a dump.
2007-07-01 01:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Cynthia 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Whatever you do DON'T sneeze. LOL
Raji the Green Witch
2007-07-07 18:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cringe.
2007-07-05 17:25:56 · answer #9 · answered by Charla C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring a flashlight
2007-07-01 00:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by Pony dude's girl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Play Motor boat
2. do a science experiment- think of one that would benefit humanity
3. draw hieroglyphics on the walls of her anus.
Or there is always the obvious answer...
Disco!
2007-07-05 16:28:07 · answer #11 · answered by Notorious LJo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋