No smut, no filth, nothing racist, nothing anti this or anti that,. just a good, honest clean, fun, silly joke,.. what was it? The absolute BEST one you have ever heard,.... Thanks!
2007-06-21 23:46:09 · 28 answers · asked by wildimagination2003 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This always makes me laugh....
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other 'Can you smell carrots?'.
2007-06-22 00:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by eriverpipe 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two prawns, Justin and Christian were swimming around when they met a magic cod who said he'd give them one wish each.
Justin wished to be a shark so no one would bully him any more and was instantly transformed.
Christian quickly swam away to avoid being eaten. Justin was really upset about losing his friend.
A few days later, there was a knock on Christian's door. 'It's me, Justin, come out'. But Christian said 'No, you're a big horrible shark & you'll just eat me up'. But Justin replied
'No, I'm your friend, I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian!'.
2007-06-22 08:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by claude 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if it's the best but the only one I can remember.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
He had a shower.
2007-06-22 06:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by the_little_one_said 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How's this one?
Piece of tarmac goes into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender gives him the pint and says "What are you anyway?" Tarmac says "I'm a single carriageway". Next a bigger piece of Tarmac comes in and the single carriageway runs and hides. "Dual Carriageway?" asks the bartender. "Yep, may I please have a pint?" Then a bigger piece of tarmac comes in, and the Dual Carriageway runs and hides. "Are you a motorway then?" asks the bartender. "Indeed I am!" says the motorway, and orders a pint. Then a tiny green piece of tarmac comes in and the motorway runs off and hides. "What's a big motorway like you doing running away from a wee green piece of tarmac like that? You're bigger than him, stand up for yourself!" says the bartender. "Yeah but it's not that simple..." says the motorway, "he's a cycle-path!"
2007-06-22 06:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Two kids are talking to each other.
One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give my family a nice home and plenty of food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?"
2007-06-22 06:51:55 · answer #5 · answered by george g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a Frenchman in a pair of sandals? Phillipe Flop.
2007-06-22 06:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by brummie73s 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two tomatos out running- one has to stop and do up his shoe lace, the other says 'Shall I stop and wait?' to which the response was 'No you go on ahead, I'll Ketchup'
2007-06-22 06:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Rich H 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What makes a washing machine laugh?
Taking the pee out of the pants.
2007-06-22 06:48:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Blow a lil boogie into it XD
2013-12-15 01:51:08 · answer #9 · answered by John Joseph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's orange and sounds like .. a parrot
A carrot
What's brown and sticky
A stick
2007-06-22 07:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋