For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like .Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2007-06-21 22:54:31 · 30 answers · asked by Lee ML 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very very good and very true.......have a star for that.................xxx
2007-06-21 22:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all I can say is I love laxatives, bananas, the weather, blenders, chocolate bars hmmm, commercials, department stores, government bonds, mascara, popcorn, snowstorms, lava lamps, parking spots and keeping my entire pig because he is one of a kind…rare and very hard to find!!!
2007-06-22 00:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely spot on!!!! Hav a star u intelligent woman!! Luv it x x x
2007-06-22 00:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm a bloke and I have to say that one made me laugh. Thanks for that! I especially liked number 7.
Oh, by the way, did I mention you could have a star?
2007-06-21 23:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thanks, I liked the first line most. No wonder things are changing.. lol
very good..
have a star.
2007-06-21 23:41:43 · answer #5 · answered by unity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star well deserved! thank you, very funny, and quite true of course.
2007-06-24 14:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can add one
Men are like roll ups, leave them alone long enough and they will go out.
2007-06-21 22:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOL Cruelly true but c'mon you know we have our good point's too it's just that I cant think of one at the moment.
2007-06-21 23:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by flathead_farts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A********** i think that this is all true the best has to be no 11.
have a star on me
2007-06-21 22:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by ALLY R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is quite true i love it
2007-06-21 23:13:28 · answer #10 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap, well if you dont like men, maybe you should be batting for the other side, would you like me to draw a similar list for women, grow up, if you aint got nothing nice to say, then dont say anything.
2007-06-21 22:58:07 · answer #11 · answered by mistincat 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋