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2007-06-21 22:39:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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we can...but people take their god's so seriously they find it an attack on their person if you joke about it...similar to people being offended by racial jokes...and the like...

2007-06-21 23:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by Daisy 6 · 0 0

We can and should joke with and about God.

God gave us a sense of humor for the exact same reason He gave us a sense of reverence . . . it's to be used to glorify Him.

In a long and checkered life, I've found that the truest loves are those where both parties can respect as well as joke with each other.

If you don't think God has a sense of humor, look at the platypus . . . . :-)

2007-06-21 22:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kishimojun said it better than I could!

I was going to say that he/she/it/they/that/what is sensitive and cries when insulted.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
God.
God who?
God Almighty.
We don't want any.
No, God Almighty.
I already have one.
NO! I'm GOD! You know, the LORD?
We're not interested.
Let me in!
No. Go away.
I'm God I'm telling you, now open this door!
If you're God, why can't you just walk through the door?
(stunned silence.) I....don't...know?
Doesn't sound very Godly to me.
Now open this door or I'll slay all your children.
Oh! He threatened me! I'm calling the cops.
I'm the LORD ALMIGHTY!
Yes, hello? 911? There's a crazy person outside my door and he won't go away......
I'll smite you, dammit!
(sirens approaching)
Me damn it!







(It's 5:30 in the morning and I'm too tired to come up with anything really really funny. Hope that will do.)

2007-06-21 22:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by Dan X 4 · 0 1

That's what the Catholics are for, when in doubt, they're always the easiest to crack a joke about. If you can't think of a Catholic joke, just drop a Mormon joke in a pinch.. :)

2007-06-21 23:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by peter_swytch 3 · 0 0

I think we can. After all He's had one on us. Look at us. We are a big joke. We've been here for x million years and still can't break out of our primitive tribalism. It is so sad you have to laugh. We don't learn, we don't agree, we don't use our resources wisely and we don't know where we are going. Isn't that brilliant after thousands of generations?

2007-06-21 22:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by John G 5 · 1 0

You can joke about God as much as you like, god does have a sense of humor and you can see it with the Jewish race, he caused them all to follow him as an example for what not the Christians to do as they did.

2007-06-21 22:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by sirromo4u 4 · 0 1

It will hurt the Devotee. Even if i joke God He will not punish me.

2007-06-21 23:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Muthu S 7 · 0 0

We can God has sense of Humor. Humor is different from vulgarity so check the line.

2007-06-21 23:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by The More I learn The More I'm Uneducated 5 · 0 0

"I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company."

"Okay", replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman. Beautiful, intelligent and gracious, she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word."

"Sounds good," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?"

"An arm and a leg."

"That's pretty steep," countered Adam. "What can I get for just a rib?"

2007-06-21 22:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I think we can. My god has a sense of humor. I have a hilarious t-shirt that says...WWJD...for a Klondike Bar. My god finds that hysterical.

2007-06-21 22:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by Lynda M ♥ 3 · 0 0

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