Why am I the only one who understands the bible?
Hey God, if you're listening.......Why me?
I hope this isn't your idea of a joke....cause I really don't think it's funny.
Why give me insight if there's no one out there who wants to hear it?
You're torturing me aren't you?
Come on, answer me, just one time, give me a burning bush or something so that I'll know it's you. You did it for Moses. I promise I'll give you the ten points for best answer.
Okay, it doesn't have to be a burning bush, maybe you could speak to me from a burning PT Cruiser.
Come on God, I'm begging you here. I'm a very patient guy Lord, but everybody has their breaking point and these so-called Christians of yours have got me pretty close to the edge.
I'd gladly give back some insight if you'd just let me spite a few of them. I know, they just don't know any better, but you must admit, they can get a little annoying at times.
I see my times about up. I'll be waiting for your answer.
2007-06-21 21:37:55 · 7 answers · asked by Timon 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
TIMON - THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
You know full well that the reason I 'blessed' you with such knowledge is to give you chance to prove your strength of character. I didn't hear Job moaning when I 'blessed' him, and I expected the same of you.
**Thinks to self, Ok. thats the knowledge curse out of the way. Whats next? Ah, yes: Warts and Boils. Lovely.**
HEY TIMON... You're gonna love this next bit...
2007-06-21 23:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Metherer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not become wise in your own eyes friend. And remember, that most people are 'blind' to the truth due to false teachings and corrupt religious leaders. People nowadays need tremendous amout of Faith to believe, we are not as lucky as people were in Moses' time. The only thing God expects of us is to make these truths known. Don't worry if other people don't believe you. You have done your part. Let God judge the rest.
2007-06-22 04:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemous wretch!
You dare mock the ONE TRUE GOD!!!!!
Just pulling your tit. You really need to mellow brother.If "The Most High GOD" wanted to convey any message, you'd know.
Be well.
2007-06-22 05:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you posted your question in the wrong place, I don't think God uses Yahoo Answers.
2007-06-22 04:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by Sam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have a feeling you dont follow the bible altogether....
2007-06-22 04:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by LOTR Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*sigh*
Go blow something up already
2007-06-22 04:44:58 · answer #6 · answered by nihilist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop being so selfish.................( that came straight from God)
2007-06-22 04:45:12 · answer #7 · answered by amecake83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋