An American redneck decides to go ice fishing do he goes out on the ice with his tent and his ice pick. He starts to pick away at the ice when he hears a loud disembodied voice that says "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.!" he looks around and sees no one so he carries on picking at the ice. Again the voice says "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE" he looks around again sees no one and carries on picking at the ice, again the voice says "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE " he stops and looks up saying "God is that you.?" and the disembodied voice say's "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
2007-06-21 20:48:45 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Typical rednecks.......
2007-06-21 22:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by flathead_farts 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funniest joke i ever heard 5 out of 5 stars!hilarious=)=)=)=)=0=0=0=0=0=0=0
2016-05-17 08:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao great 1 babe a star for this 1 and 2 kisses mwah xx ;0)
2007-06-21 23:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know what you mean, there's loads of fish in my Ice Rink
2007-06-21 21:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have you know that Rednecks ain't that stupid!!!!!! A real Redneck would have used an auger not a pick axe............
2007-06-22 00:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by sarge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical 'red-neck' funny though
2007-06-22 05:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there should have just gave him a tin of tuna for the effort
ha ha ha ha
2007-06-22 06:24:53 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this before...but with blonde substituted for redneck.
2007-06-21 21:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEA! OK it was funny,ive not heard that one!
2007-06-22 04:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one and i have read it before from somewhere
2007-06-22 04:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by ken s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋