A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.
2007-06-21 20:36:21 · 14 answers · asked by FINN 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very nice indeed.
nothing wrong with going back to basics.... ;o)
2007-06-21 20:43:54 · answer #1 · answered by The Unknown Soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like much of songs I Just Can´t Stop Loving You and You Are Not Alone,i like of whole musics of Michael Jackson,i not is just of Michael,but also of Jackson Five,i like of music in 2004,but sinc of your death,i don´t more i leave of Michael,much beijacksons!!!
2016-05-17 08:24:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but i heard a variation that involved doing the laundry the punch line was "it was a small load so i done it by hand" but you get a star anyway lol
2007-06-22 04:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by snafu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. She had better get a fax machine.
2007-06-21 21:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-06-21 21:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl u r on a role 2day!
2007-06-21 20:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL another good one
2007-06-21 20:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by secretrainbow89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!!
2007-06-21 21:11:36 · answer #8 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-06-21 20:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...too funny...never heard it... have a star.
2007-06-21 21:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋