2007-06-21 19:42:03 · 24 answers · asked by Armand Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Spaghetti from His Noodly Appendage it will take away the sins of the world RAmen.
2007-06-21 19:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Invisible Pink Unicorn medicine?
2007-06-22 02:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by Fabi P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be the doing of the dreaded Invisible Black Unicorn! Luckily, at the beginning of time, the Invisible Pink Unicorn knew that this might happen someday and wrote a book about it. The exact words of the IPU is written in pink. It says, "Should the Invisible Black Unicorn ever make me sick, my believers need to refrain from eating any unclean twinkies that have not been blessed under a blue moon while making a pilgrimage to the heart of civilization and bathe in the fountain of youth nekkid while doing the sacred hokey pokey dance. Their joyful energies will raise into the skies (among peals of laughter) and rid me of this dreaded evilness."
When the vile Invisible Black Unicorn sees the faithful obeying his rival he will finally see that his power is no match for the Invisible Pink Unicorn. He will have his sickness sent back to him thirteen times what he sent out and will wallow in the depths of despair for the rest of his life.
2007-06-22 06:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by Witchy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been feeding it?
No wonder it's sick.
Invisible Pink Unicorn's
Live on love and happiness
Put two care beers and one rainbow blight in a blender with a pint of my little phony drool. Frappe for five minutes. Hire a purple telatobuy to massage it into the Invisible Pink Unicorn's horn and stop feeding it!
2007-06-22 02:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a wide array of invisible food at your disposable to feed your invisible pink unicorn. Bon appetit!
2007-06-22 02:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red rose, mixed with milk. It cures all sickness of invisible pink unicorns.
2007-06-22 03:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your IPU needs some fresh air and sunshine. Allow it to roam free in a meadow of invisible pink flowers and invisible pink sweetgrass. Don't forget to provide it with plenty of invisible pink lemonade: the vitamin C will do it good!
2007-06-22 02:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be sad,no need to worry cos Invisible Pink Unicorn are self healing! :)
2007-06-22 02:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by **meel** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a dose of invisible baby blue pills from an invisible stoned pharmacist. You can find them at your local Apothecary.
2007-06-22 02:51:30 · answer #9 · answered by the old dog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed him with invisible barley
2007-06-22 02:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by Zifikos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invisible pink bubble gum and cherry cola..
2007-06-22 02:45:30 · answer #11 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋