So a blond, a brunette and a redhead die and at the stairway to heaven god tells them, " There is 100 steps on the stair way to heaven, on everystep, i will tell you a joke, if you laugh, you will go to hell."
So the three agree and start up the stairs.
On the 1st step the brunette bursts out laughing! Sadly she is sent to hell.
half way up on the 53rd step the redhead bursts out laughing! Sadly, she is sent to hell.
Finaly the blond makes it to the 99th step and befor god could tell her a joke she burst out laughing hysterically.
God is confused and said to the blonde: "Wait a minuet, i didnt even tell you a joke, why are you laughing so hard?!"
And then the blonde replies: "I just got the first joke."
LMAO I love this one. (I dont mean to offend blondes or anything, i just love this joke.)
Get it, the first joke? 99 steps befor? Lol.
2007-06-21 19:02:45 · 8 answers · asked by ][Eric][ AKA Just a question][ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2007-06-25 18:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It fits their mustache. Why does a brunette have curtains on her computing device? To open domicile windows What do you call a brunette in a room packed with blondes? Invisible Why do brunettes positioned ice of their nostril earlier they bypass to artwork? So their lunch won't smash. Why does a brunette have a see-via lunch field? to appreciate no count number if she's coming from or going to the place of work. How do you already know a brunette on the airport? She's the only throwing bread on the airplanes. what's the actual reason a brunette keeps her discern? no person else needs it.
2016-10-18 08:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!
No offense taken. I love blonde jokes, because its all in fun....
There are actually alot of smart blondes (myself being one)
2007-06-21 19:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that sounds like something a blonde would do
2007-06-21 19:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Waz Up? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty good one......thanks, I needed it today.
2007-06-21 19:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by ne_art1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO that was a knee slapper!!!! ; )
2007-06-21 19:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by josh b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh.. Dumb blonde.
2007-06-21 19:15:46 · answer #7 · answered by Lantis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...........rofl
2007-06-21 19:06:20 · answer #8 · answered by d_champz_here 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋