Ok, so 3 army men are in an airplain about to jump out with a parachute. But befor they do they have an idia, everyone drops something that means something. So the first guy drops a rock and says "I love my life" the second drops an apple and says "I love my family" and third drops a bomb saying "i love my country. Each jumps out.
When the first man makes it to the ground he sees a kid crying, he says "why are you crying little boy?" the boy replies "a rock just hit me in the head!"
The second lands and sees another little boy crying, he asks the boy "why are you crying little boy?" the boy replies "a apple just hit me on my head.
So the third just lands and sees a boy laughing really hard, so the man asks him 'Why are you laughing so hard little boy?"
and this little boy replies: "I just farted and the house behind me blew up!"
LMAO another classic.
2007-06-21 18:28:04 · 11 answers · asked by ][Eric][ AKA Just a question][ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny..lol...have a star
2007-06-21 18:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead! I have heard this one!!
but thanx 4 2 pts
2007-06-22 01:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely funny!!! You get a star from me!
Andrea
2007-06-25 06:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA omg i've never heard that one before!!
have a star
so funny
2007-06-24 18:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by carl barat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it was 'vamped as a blond joke.
2007-06-22 01:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it may be an old joke and i have heard it b4 but it is still funny
2007-06-22 01:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by ciarrin kershaw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-22 01:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny,i love farting and burping
2007-06-22 01:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny
2007-06-22 01:49:13 · answer #9 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the FUNNIEST thing I have heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-22 02:27:59 · answer #10 · answered by ne_art1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋