A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him." she coos, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to lick them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
2007-06-21 17:51:30 · 10 answers · asked by Samuel D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That gives a good giggle. Yah that probably really happens too.
2007-06-21 17:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by lena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Thats funny.
2007-06-22 01:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by ][Eric][ AKA Just a question][ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww thats nasty but the funniest thing ever good one lmao
2007-06-22 00:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by evan b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty!LOL
2007-06-22 01:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by Alconzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! that's too funny!!!! sounds like something one of my ex best friends would do...
2007-06-22 01:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by Krystal H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats really really funny!!! i have got to show this to my friends!!!!!but still ewwww
2007-06-22 01:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. hahahahahaha. funny!
berry punny! :D
2007-06-22 01:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...lol...never heard that one...still lol...have a star...still lol.
2007-06-22 01:42:35 · answer #8 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is absolutely disgusting!!! that lil hoe/slut/desperate!!!
2007-06-22 00:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by savy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
2007-06-22 00:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋