Two Tramps On A Train Platform?
There were two tramps on a train platform looking for something to smoke.
Meanwhile, comming down the track is a train, on board is man desperate for a 5h*t. He shows the conductor his ticket and asks where the toilet is. The conductor tells him he will have to wait because there are none on board this particular train. The makes his way to the back of the train and discovers an empty carrage. In his desperation he pulls the window down as far as it will go, undoes his trouser's pulls down his pants an squeezes his bum out the open window.
The tramps stop their searching when they hear the sound of an approaching train and one tramp says to the other tramp, "its our lucky day, you slap his face and I'll grab his cigar!"
2007-06-21 16:40:55 · 13 answers · asked by Albinoballs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! Very funny! This joke has another ending and it has been around for a century or so. Good job!
2007-06-21 16:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i won't be able to deny that at cases I certainly have been spectacularly decrease than the impact of alcohol. inspite of the undeniable fact that, I in many cases save it for the confines of my very own homestead so no close to demise studies for me, a minimum of not the place trains are in contact besides.
2016-09-28 06:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Hilarious LMAO
2007-06-21 16:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh feeling a bit squeamish
2007-06-21 16:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by i give up 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the chuckle
2007-06-21 16:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY AND A LIL BIT DISGUSTING IN A GOOD WAY !!!!
2007-06-21 16:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by !!ITHINKIKNOWITALL!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's really funny!
2007-06-21 16:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by jessie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol babe your great keep em coming thanks for the laugh star and a kiss for you mwah x ;0)
2007-06-21 23:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-21 21:44:16 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but gross.
2007-06-21 17:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋