How do u know you're drunk? These can be real funny, so please post anythin u know!!!
2007-06-21 15:27:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When you put your key into your apartment door, and your neighbor opens it!
2007-06-21 20:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When u drunk too much beer
Or look at the U.S.A. Vice President
2007-06-21 22:36:28 · answer #2 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your running out of a bank with a gun in one hand and a big bag of money in the other.
2007-06-21 22:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you wet the bed. I don't mean you fell asleep and peed but just stood over the bad peed on it.
2007-06-21 22:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by jake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you look in the mirror and think ur so damn sexy...
but really you're a 40 year old balding man who lives with his dad.
2007-06-21 22:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u no ur drunk when u look in the mirror n c elvis presley lickin ur *** lol
2007-06-21 22:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
someone hits you in the face and you realize it was the floor
2007-06-22 01:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you start enjoying 80's music.
2007-06-21 22:49:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ask your neighbor for a guhsbfhbsfuh
2007-06-21 22:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by tincerbell101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can understand George W. Bush.
*EDIT*
Or when he looks smart.
2007-06-21 22:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by jessika 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋