After their 11th child, a Northeast Florida couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it,put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Florida Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1""2""3""4"5" He pause for second and put the beer can between his legs and began to count with his other hand
2007-06-21 14:57:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
anyone get a snicker?
2007-06-21 14:57:43 · update #1
Awesome here's a star. I'd give you ten but I can't count that high. LOL.
2007-06-21 15:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
hahahahahahahaha
that was good if you want to share jokes and see ours go to my profile and click the link to my yahoo group
hope to see you there
and you get a star for that
2007-06-21 15:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
snicker? i darn near smothered my dog when i feel off the chair from laughter and landed on him! omg,lol lmfao ( im only joshing,i dont have a dog) but that was one cool
2007-06-21 15:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha nice 1
2007-06-21 15:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah. Pretty good.
2007-06-21 15:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Solar Achievers 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-06-21 15:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by Newbie885 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha nice one
2007-06-21 15:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by nightfrost_666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-06-21 15:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ben 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha I liked it ALOT!!
hahah thats goooddd!!! =]=]=]
I liked how it was him and his cousin
that made me laugh too!!
2007-06-21 15:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by Some one Special 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smile,
This is a good one, a keeper! Thanks, I needed that!
2007-06-21 15:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by Pete W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋