Women just for you!!
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
Men, is this you? lol
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
2007-06-21 14:52:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok i didn't really get the first one (hint: i'm blonde) the 2nd one was funnier than hell !!!! where did u hear them??? (or read them)
2007-06-21 15:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by angels in disguise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I've heard the first one.. I love that joke. Never heard the second before. Love that one too. Star for you.
2007-06-21 21:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by BeckV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. LOL! Im gonna use that one! thanx, heres a star!
2007-06-21 22:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st ones not that funny second one is hilarious! and yet cruel but watever lol
2007-06-21 22:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋