Do we have to walk 3 miles barefoot on the clouds to get to the ole wooden outhouse?
2007-06-21 14:27:03 · 22 answers · asked by JellyBean 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, they have indoor outhouses - but the septic system can only handle Angel Soft toilet paper.
2007-06-21 14:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by jimbob 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha, heaven is what we want it to be, and I don't imagine that I particular look forward to using the bathroom as part of my daily routine, so I don't imagine I'll need to take a dump either....
And, from what I've seen, if the outhouse theory is correct, that outhouse is kept directly above New Jersey.
2007-06-21 14:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by MoreFoolishThanWise 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The old wooden outhose are basically holes in the clouds. That's what comes down when stuff hits your car or your house, or if you're really lucky, you. You know, those frozen blocks of ice. That's what it is.
2007-06-21 18:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, won't need it. If you are perfect, you have a perfect body that uses everything you eat and you have no waste, what is the purpose of it? No bathrooms, no toilets, no outhouses, no hunger or thirst or sweating or even beds as you won't need them. A perfect body means you never get tired or sleepy or need to use the pot.
2007-06-21 14:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by ramall1to 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If the Bible is to be believed, Heaven (525.0C) is hotter than Hell (less than 444.6C).
Water boils to 100C. If there is no liquid water in Heaven (or Hell), I don't see how plumbing of any sort would be of any use.
2007-06-21 14:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by qxzqxzqxz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no waste in heaven, Cate. 100% efficiency
2007-06-21 14:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by diamond_kursed 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course there will be plumbing.
In Hell there are no toilets - it is damnation without relief. (Apologies to Rowan Atkinson)
2007-06-21 14:36:48 · answer #7 · answered by Labsci 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends construction company is working on it now.
check heaven in ohh like 2010
2007-06-21 14:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by Phil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, you won't have to use the wooden house. Hopefully, you will be allowed in Heaven and then you won't need to use your pisser. Your pisser will be worthless and not working.
2007-06-21 14:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
N/A in Heaven! There won't be any sickness, so why whould one have to go?
2007-06-21 14:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋