I mean come on... how hard would it be to trick people who thought headaches were caused by evil spirits?
It's absolutely amazing that modern Christians refuse to accept that they just might be a little bit smarter and more discerning than the superstitious fools that walked the earth thousands of years ago.
Come on Christians... we're all giving you the benefit of the doubt! Why not give it to yourselves?
2007-06-21 14:27:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"It's absolutely amazing that modern Christians refuse to accept that they just might be a little bit smarter and more discerning than the superstitious fools that walked the earth thousands of years ago."
LOL, brilliant.
2007-06-21 14:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by Dark-River 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're forgetting that Chris angel needs to be in front of a camera to perform some of his most "amazing" tricks. And you wouldn't believe how many people think he's for real. Gimme a break!
2007-06-21 14:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
2007-06-21 14:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most likely. If Criss claimed he was jesus reborn, todays christians would call him a mental case and say he needs to be in a looney bin. Then again, maybe jesus needed to be there too.
2007-06-21 14:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by joshdavis55555 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You ain't never talked to a bar tender--he's heard spirits called everything including evil. as to your question amen. Proof of the triune God.
2007-06-21 14:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its Criss Angel, not Chris. But yes, I agree with you.
2007-06-21 14:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
~13.8 Billion years/{6,000 x 6,000 x 6,000} = 38 a million/3 = 40 - a million 2/3{Judea} - 31.1035 grams gold = 7.233333333333333 = 7 a million/3 minus a million/10 7 years is written. a million/3 is written. and a million/10 is written because of the fact the tithe,
2016-10-18 07:42:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol probably by the way he looked they would run away thinking he was the Antichrist. Remember in their day people weren't supposed to wear black.
2007-06-21 14:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. Who's to say that Jesus wasn't a magician or con man himself?
I know I'm gonna get hate mail for this one...
2007-06-21 14:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
you need to watch who you call a fool......and Chris angels is magician, Jesus was God in the flesh, except it or not, you believe what you will and you will find out one day the truth, If we are wrong we don't have anything to loose, but you do...either nothing happens and you become a compost heep for worms, or you go to hell and burn with the worm and demons of hell.
so heres something for you to think about
THE DREAM
I DREAMED ONE NIGHT TWO ANGELS CAME TO MY BED. THEY TOOK ME TO HEAVEN I FELT I HAD NOTHING
TO DREAD. WE STOOD IN FRONT OF A BIG WHITE GATE. IT OPENED SLOWLY AS WE STOOD IN WAIT.
MANY CLOUDS BILLOWED AND SWIRLED ABOUT US AS I STOOD IN AWE OF THE SIGHTS AND SOUNDS THAT
SURROUNDED US. WHAT I SAW WORDS COULD NOT EXPRESS, I WANTED TO STAY AT THIS BEAUTIFUL ADDRESS.
THE ANGELS ALLOWED ME TO LOOK INSIDE, THE BEAUTY THE MAJESTY, MADE ME CRY.
"IT'S TRUE, IT'S ALL TRUE, I KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE" I HEARD MYSELF CRY, AS TEARS RAN STREAMING
FROM MY EYES.
I KNEW WHAT I SAW WAS NOT OF THIS EARTH,THIS CREATION WAS FOR THOSE OF THE NEW BIRTH. THE
POWER, THE BEAUTY, THE SIGHT OF IT ALL WAS SO STRONG,THAT THE ANGELS SHUT THE GATES QUICKLY
TO MY NEW HOME. "IT'S NOT YOUR TIME," I HEARD THEM SAY, " WE JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE WHAT WAS
ON THE WAY," THEY SAID "YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN INSIDE THE GATE, BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER WHERE
YOU HAVE BEEN.YOU MUST TELL OTHERS ABOUT THIS DREAM. THAT GOD'S WORD IS TRUE. IT'S THE REAL THING.
GOD HAS LET YOU SEE WHAT IS YOUR REWARD IF YOU WORSHIP, LOVE HIM, AND KEEP HIS WORD."
WE ALL NEED TO REALIZE THAT IT'S REALLY TRUE. WE NEED TO GET THE LOST ONES IN IF IT'S ALL THAT WE
DO. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, THE END IS NEAR, AND YES, IF YOU ARE LOST YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO FEAR.
CALL ON JESUS NOW, SO YOU CAN GO TO AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I SAW AND YOU'LL BE EXCITED TOO.
I'LL SOON BE IN MY NEW HOME,PASS THE BIG WHITE GATES. DON'T YOU WANT TO GO THERE TOO? I JUST CAN'T
WAIT!!!!
I REALLY DREAMED THIS DREAM JUST AS IT IS WRITTEN. I FEEL IT WAS INSPIRED BY GOD AND HE GUIDED MY
THOUGHTS AND MY HAND IN PUTTING THIS TOGETHER.
I AM GIVING THIS TO YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND GOD HAS DIRECTED ME TO DO SO.
I HOPE THIS MESSAGE WILL HELP YOU TO MAKE THE BIGGEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE
TO ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR AND TO SERVE HIM. SO YOU, ONE DAY
WILL STAND AT THE BIG WHITE GATE AND BE INVITED IN FOR ETERNITY
2007-06-21 14:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋