A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, butt-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."
2007-06-21 13:05:06 · 12 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its ok needs some work
2007-06-21 13:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by thecharmedones220 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually quite good
2007-06-21 13:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by snowluk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-06-21 13:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2007-06-21 13:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by sydsters 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lol
2007-06-21 13:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
2007-06-21 13:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm confused....i dont get it and its not funny. Sorry.
2007-06-21 13:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by BaSeBaLLChiCk247x0x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA....not funny.JK! I didnt laugh, but it ok
2007-06-21 15:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by tincerbell101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont like it at all
2007-06-21 13:26:12 · answer #9 · answered by nicolemarie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-21 13:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋