2007-06-21 11:39:08 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're killin' me Markyyy! ;D No really! I was drinking when I read this , just about choked me .
Just trust that they're good people and will accept it . ;D( not that YOU have anything to worry about)
2007-06-21 15:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by mikeinportc 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, this is a tough thing. Atheists of course are the most understanding of people and therefore will be the most difficult to tell. They might not take you seriously since most of our communication is done in sarcasm. All I know is that it was easier telling my parents I was just getting married than attempting to tackle that whole "straight" topic.
2007-06-21 11:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by Scott B 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sit them down and tell them in a reassuring and gentle manner. They may be disturbed and upset at first, but give them time they will come around. As good parents they will support your choices in life no matter how shocking it is.
2007-06-21 11:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by smallbluepickles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Glad to see you're back from the depths and still got a sense of humor. Keep 'em comin'. We all need more laughter around here.
2007-06-21 11:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by HawaiianBrian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're truly straight, you can prove it to them by using a ruler (a straight edge).
2007-06-21 11:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you found a pair of panties in the middle of the desert, and thought it was absurd to believe that this would be created from pure random chance.
2007-06-21 11:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tell them you are NOT coming out of the closet....because you are not IN the closet.
Peace, Love, and Blessings
Greenwood
2007-06-21 11:42:41 · answer #7 · answered by Greenwood 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you could leave pamphlets around the house about heterosexuality, or comment when you see a heterosexual couple on TV, something like, "They look very happy together, don't you think?"
Good luck.
2007-06-21 11:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
First stop with that metro-sexual superhero look, it's confusing everyone. Secondly sit them down, tell them you were born that way, and that it's not their fault.
2007-06-21 11:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bring your "friend" of the opposite sex home and introduce him or her . Then say "I love you and I want to share my love for X (insert the name) with you. Also,by the way, I now also believe in God and we are getting married at X's church." How's that?
2007-06-21 11:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by James O 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋