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Jack Nicholson's character in "The Witches of Eastwick" lamented:

“Of course, when we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it ... nature. So whaddaya think? Women: a mistake? Or did he do it to us on purpose!?! Because I really wanna know! Because if it's a mistake, maybe we can dos something about it! Find a cure. Invent a vaccine. Build up our immune systems...”

Feel free to change men for women to comply with your prospective. But has anyone else felt that a love interest has been sent to Earth for the sole purpose of torturing you?

I'm an atheist, but even I can relate to Jack's quote, lol.

2007-06-21 11:16:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I couldn't find a clip, but if you can see or hear this speech, it's pretty funny. It makes me smile when I'm upset with certain women in my life.

2007-06-21 11:17:23 · update #1

Lol, my post is not an indictment on women, it's more of an indictment love.

I love women, too. I'm minoring in Women's Studies.

2007-06-21 11:25:33 · update #2

15 answers

Lol, thanks!!

Women are actually awesome, really. I wish they ruled the world. One ruled mine for a long time, and I don't think I'm ready yet to give up on her.

I'm naive, but if 6 billion people were just as naive as me, we'd have world peace dammit !

Jack Nicholson IS one of my heroes btw :)

2007-06-21 11:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 5 3

I am an atheist and god didn't have sh*t to do with creating jack ( ha a pun.) But I do sometimes think we could have done without men but I have a bunch of males in my life that I can't live without, I just need a good, single, old enough and non related one to change my tune.

2007-06-21 11:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 0 1

Grace (not law) unto you, and peace (not division),
from God our Father and the Lord Jesus -> Christ.

Jack is the nickname for John (Johnny Law)
The legal name is John(Toilet, Pimp, Victim)
Jack of the Impe family will blow smoke up your @ss;
Not to mention looks like he belongs in wax museum

Notice that in "verily verily" John 8:3-11
it's only the Woman caught in adult-ery,
and brought to the Man for his judgment.
I guess it don't take two to commit adult-ery;
And the Man sent by the Judge wouldn't condemn(law) her.

Which things are an ALLEGORY & a MYSTERY.

Perhaps adult-ery is: claim to be espoused to Grace,
and then later on be found whoring with the law again.
This ALSO happened to the impotent MAN, in John 5.
Both the man and the woman are told: Sin(Law) no more.

Begin:
Let there be "light"(only), of light + darkness
(*see Albert Einstein on cold, darkness, evil)
Let us make "man"(only), of babe->child->man
(**see Pauline Epistles on babe, child, and man)

The "operation" of God took the Woman out of the Man,
then presented such to the Man to see what was in him.
It's allegory for God takes Law out of His Grace & Truth.
Law is like having a cracked rib, hurts even to breathe.

The Woman, being deceived, was in the transgression.
Where no law, there [is] no transgression (lying, deceit).
So then the woman, being deceived, was in the law.
It's "allegory" and "mystery" to solve in time.

Understanding = grace glory is a "her" in Proverbs 4
Charity never fails is also a "her" in 1Corinthians 13
The mother of us all is Jerusalem above (law law).
Above the law law in "heavens" on "high", is Grace.
Grace is in "heaven": "higher than the heavens".

The Woman said the first Amen, a dble "Amen, amen",
to being both blessed and cursed, notably by her priest.
Such is found in Numbers. It's also what all the ppl said.
So then the Woman is allegory for the church, and the ppl.

Jesus called his mother "Woman", from the cross,
as if to say to her: look what your cursed law did:
Cursed EVERYONE that hangeth on a tree: Gal 3.

Thank God, that the "man" Paul plays "the last trump" it:
(when I became a man, I put away childish things: laws)
(blessed the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin)

The grace(only) of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.

2007-06-21 12:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Women - proof that there is no god. Or at least proof that there is no god the father. Women evolved the ability to lead us around by our twig and berries. No way a loving father god would do that to his creation.

2007-06-21 11:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by Dave P 7 · 2 1

Haha, if I believed in god, I'd thank him for Jack everyday.

P.S.: Women are no mistake. We know we're necessary for the propagation of the species, which may be why we're such stuck-up bitches at times :-).

2007-06-21 11:20:30 · answer #5 · answered by eyes nothing like the sun 3 · 0 1

Never let anyone into your heart and you'll never suffer needless pain, I'm sure women think along the same lines.

2007-06-21 11:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by I. P. Freely 2 · 0 1

now I got marky in my head looking nuts like Jack Nicholson
hair all messed up , big long finger nails lol

2007-06-21 11:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

God made women so he'd tease me with one more thing I could never have.

2007-06-21 11:20:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If you are that embittered, the you should switch teams and get a man....and you can take that to the bank!

2007-06-21 11:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by Presagio 4 · 0 1

god made men first then women cause first comes the draft, then, the masterpiece

2007-06-21 11:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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