So, why did God create women?

Question

Ok, there's Cameron Diaz, I agree with that one. But still.

My girlfriend broke up with me this week, she's a Christian, which leaves me to the question: Why on earth did God create women? What is the point of those creatures?

Only you, bettie, only you :p

Answer 1

i am sorry for the break up.

but since i am still in my male bashing mode (sorry yall)

I would have to say that God created women cause he was just practicing on adam.....

**I too am suffering from a recent break up -- hence the male bashing mode***

Answer 2

God created woman so man could have a companion. Someone to talk to and interact with. Just because your girlfriend is a Christian doesn't mean she should stay with you if she was unhappy or whatever her reason was for breaking up with you. This is one reason he has created so many people. We are not all made for each other but we take our time and get to know many people and hopefully we will meet the right person that we do want to spend the rest of our lives with. You will meet the right one someday. Take your time, God will send her your way when you are least expecting her.In rthe mean-time get to know and be friends with all the ladies you can. You never know when "she" will show up.Remember also to treat them all like ladies from the beginning because one of them you may marry.

Answer 3

I think I know this one, well my wife knows the answer and I am allowed to say anything, so long as she approves it.
Answer: god created woman in an attempt to improve the first attempt at humanity. I pretty much agree that women are an improvement over us boys. One example is our penchant to settle social differences by invading the perceived enemy. After looking at history…there must be a better way. I mean, sometimes you have to fight when we or our allies are invaded but short of that, a little talking beats a lot of dying any day, for my money, at least.
Maybe we ought to try a woman in the White House; might be a big improvement.

Answer 4

Hey hey now! First of all, you've got the question backwards. You SHOULD be asking, "Why did God create men?" since God, is, afterall, a Woman! ;-)

I'm sorry to hear about your break-up. Maybe this will lead to better things. If you get back with her, perhaps your relationship will be stronger, since you are realizing you need to deal with some differences. If you do not get back together, you will find someone more compatible.

When you are not hurt by one particular woman, you will again be able to see how great women are in general! Imagine (GASP!) the world without women!!!!!! It would be horrible! Think how messy all the houses would be! Just think, no flowers on the table! How awful!

Answer 5

God created woman for man to go forth and multiply. That's why Eve was created for Adam! Just because your girlfriend broke up with you, is no reason to blame God for creating a woman. The point of these creatures is to marry and have children. What would you do if there wasn't any women in the world? There would be no reproduction!

Answer 6

Cameron Diaz hmmmmzzz --now I see why I didn't stand a fighting chance--Not stupid enough..LOL
anywho
I am so sorry about the heartbreak
sounds like it is your turn to talk
my shoulders are pretty wide too
"God" created women? who knows?

Answer 7

For companion. So we can cook for you and have children for you, help you out, talk with you, and be quiet when you want to be left alone, have intimacy with you, build you up and bring you beer...sounds too good?

Maybe if Adam gave his arm or leg instead of just a rib ; )

Do not give up on women, you might never figure us out, but you can try. And we can be a lot of fun too.

Answer 8

*hugs* I'm sorry about your girlfriend. I hope things get better.

I'm still laughing at how you told me that you like to picture everyone as looking like Cameron Diaz on Yahoo Answers, no matter their gender.

Answer 9

Maybe she broke up with you because she didn't like your cape?

Anyway, sorry about your loss. That's no fun. Mabye these will cheer you up...

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— Israel Zangwill

Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and ill-tempered wife
— Proverbs 21; 19

A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day, restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand.
— Proverbs 27; 15/16

Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord
— Ephesians 5:22

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
— Roseanne Barr

Heaven has no rage like love so hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
— William Congreve (1670-1729)

How do you write women so well?
I think of a man and take away all reason and accountability.
— Jack Nicholson (from the movie: “As Good as It Gets”)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
— Phyllis Diller

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
— Henry Youngman

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
— Nick Faldo

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
— Rita Rudner

A woman is always buying something.
— Ovid (43 B.C.-A.D.18)

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time, except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.
— Miss Piggy

A successful man is a man who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
— Rita Rudner

Barbara Walters: "You've been married 42 years. What makes your marriage work?" Robert Mitchum: "Lack of imagination, I suppose."

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
— Natalie Wood (1938-1981)

If your wedding day is the happiest day of your life, you’ve got some real problems.
— Unknown

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders.
— Linda Festa

Marriage is not a word but a sentence
— Unknown

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
— Joseph Joubert (1754-1824)

Love is friendship set on fire.
— Jeremy Taylor

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
— Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
1. Engagement ring
2. Wedding ring
3. Suffering

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
— George Burns

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replies, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Marriage is grand -- but divorce is at least 100 grand.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!" The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?" She says, "Pack 'em all, you're leaving!"

A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too but he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, "Say, it really does work!"

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
— Jerry Seinfeld

I wouldn't object to my wife having the last word – if only she'd get to it.
— Henny Youngman

My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite.
— Woody Allen

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
— Anonymous

Why does a woman work for years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the man she married?
— Barbra Streisand

I told someone I was getting married, and they said, "Have you picked a date yet?"
I said, "Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding! What a country!"
— Yakov Smirnoff

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is.
— Milton Berle

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
— Henny Youngman

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Answer 10

God created the woman so men could have something to look forward to and stop being the cave men that they are.

Oh, and we can make yer babies and raise em and feem em and discipline em into strong healthy men.

Capish?

Answer 11

Last week my boyfriend told me that he's still in love with someone he hasn't seen in four years and that if she phoned tomorrow he'd take her back.

This week, all he'll say is that that's not going to happen and he doesn't know what love is.

Sympathies and hugs. Why do relationships have to be so difficult?