My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car..
2007-06-21 10:16:18 · 16 answers · asked by Paula 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is so funny! LOL LOL LOL heres a *! I wish i could give you more!
2007-06-21 15:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by Erica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding
2007-06-21 17:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by Peter Dragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Love it here's a star.
2007-06-21 17:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's lucky he follows the moral-here's a star
2007-06-21 17:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaahhaha = ) I like that a lot!!!!
I give it a 10!!!!
2007-06-21 17:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by Nice guy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Didnt see that one coming.
2007-06-21 17:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Llama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good man !good man if i were you,i will DO IT!!!!!!! LoL just kiddin.nice one here a star
2007-06-21 18:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sooooo funny
2007-06-21 17:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, no way. he is way lucky!! good moral, here is a *star* for you!! yay
2007-06-21 17:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O M G YOU ARE KILLING ME, THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.
LOVE AND PEACE
2007-06-21 18:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋