The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear."
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
2007-06-21 09:53:16 · 13 answers · asked by Tiny Tim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WARNING; Consumption of alcohol may make you wonder how your name got on the FBI's top ten wanted list
great list
2007-06-21 10:01:11 · answer #1 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old wives tale that alcohol is bad, just large amounts of it is. A couple drinks a week in no way could be enough to harm the baby in any way. But during the later stages it may be wise to ask a doctor's opinion to be safe. And doctors recommend it when you start breastfeeding to relax you and start the lactation process. SO all in all, in such small amounts it really couldn't affect anything.
2016-04-01 10:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
You forgot one
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make 300 pound women appear more attractive than they actually are.
2007-06-21 09:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if those were all printed on all bottles or cans of alcohol people wouldn't drink so much..except for when they already are so drunk they have no clue what they're doing.
2007-06-21 09:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by Niki C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah! Won't stop alcohol consumption, but how true these statements are!
2007-06-21 14:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by julvog57 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha..very funny..and I've experienced so many of those warnings! Here's a star for you!
2007-06-21 10:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are so true. I've witnessed all of them. Pretty Funny to see. Lol.
2007-06-21 09:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by sweetxoblivion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude I'm ready to get blasted
2007-06-21 11:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by disco_fever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was fantastic! i used to work in a bar-those labels are desperately needed!
star for you!
2007-06-21 09:57:29 · answer #9 · answered by tshffman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow so true it's funny. star for u
2007-06-21 10:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋