I think it quite fitting that those of us on R&S take a moment to pay tribute to our dear friend, Squirrel. Please take a moment to stop and pay tribute, and please give your favourite quotes from the book of Squirrel.
And, Squirrel, if you happen to be up there watching, know that your friends have gathered in your honour this day.
~Jack
2007-06-21 09:02:25 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*hangs her head and cries for the beloved Bad Squirrel*
Favorite Squirrel quote: "What would the Squirrel do?"
2007-06-21 09:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 9⤊ 1⤋
He was not the worst squirrel ever. Nor was he even a bad squirrel. As a matter of fact, he was the finest specimen of squirrelness I have ever encountered in all my travels.
Let us all join together in wishing that when Squirrel is reincarnated, it will be as an animal who's considerably higher in the food chain so that we might enjoy his company in this world a good deal longer next time. Amen.
2007-06-21 09:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I cant believe it. I loved squirrel so much. I hope the truck that hit him was a soft one. My favorite question that he ever asked was "What if when Jesus comes like a thief in the night somebody hits him in the head with a frying pan?"
I was at work and started laughing so hard I couldn't stop. I got a call from a client and could hardly talk to him! That bad bad squirrel.
Lets all hope for a resurrection!
2007-06-21 09:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Sorry if i seem idiotic, but what happened to Squirrel? I shall pay tribute to whoever he is....but how is/was he? lol.
2007-06-21 09:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a favorite Squirrel quote. He was mumbling something as I ate him, but I couldn't quite make it out.
Sorry and all that.
*Burp*
PS: I pretty much swallowed him whole, so if someone asks nicely I MIGHT stick a paw down my throat and regurgitate him.
2007-06-21 09:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The last question of Squirrel's that I answered was "How does President Bush know which parts of the Bible are metaphor if he doesn't know what a metaphor is?" lol
I loved his questions. His sense of humor and way of putting things into perspective brightened this place up immensely :)
2007-06-21 09:14:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
Bad squirrel made good in Valhalla. May he rest in peace.
2007-06-21 09:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he deserved it, but the fact that some Nazi would do such a thing is heart-breaking. I think this will teach us all to make our Q&A private.
He was a very valiant member of the nuts on R&S.
2007-06-21 10:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by Nijg 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
His tail is hanging from the antennae of a 56 Ford Truck. The driver hasn't seen the last of him, though.
2007-06-21 09:27:04 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Alas, I only knew squirrel by his road kill body but i will miss that bright yellow median strip!
2007-06-21 09:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Aria 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋