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it is in Italian, should I be concerned ?
I mean for my Gerbil's sake?
his eyes are all glassy and he squeaks in tongues.
Also my TV has only static on all channels....

2007-06-21 08:52:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Mental Health

Penfold out of my deepest respect to you and Ultrastooge did I post this in mental health.

2007-06-21 09:16:15 · update #1

I've been banned to the mental health section
Penfold is taking over fishing I think.
We need desperately someone in Home&Garden
Cleaning&Laundry

2007-06-21 11:24:26 · update #2

8 answers

You are just trying to out weird Ultrastooge and succeeding magnificently. The obvious explanation for this phenomenon is that your Gerbil is the new Messiah. All hail Gerbil, let us collect sunflower seeds in our cheeks in his image. Let us run piously around in our little treadmills for the new age has arrived. I am so pleased. 23 years I`ve been squatting up this pole waiting for this moment. Now I can climb down over 23 years worth of excrement and start to live my life again. How I `ve missed those unpeeled bananas from Kpaxcos. I feel I`m starting to lose it. Woop oop oop oop! Delete me somebody!

2007-06-21 09:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I think perhaps your subconscious is telling you to pay more attention to matters of faith.

BUT, be careful about your subconscious -- it obviously wants to guilt you into a rather strict sort of hairshirt religion. I'd try Wiccan if I were you. Lots more fun, very flexible belief system. The only downside is: no eternal life, and your hamster cage will probably start getting Wagner or maybe "Diana" by Frankee Vallee or some such 50s doo-wop guy.

The gerbil should probably see the vet. Check the cable to make sure all the connectors are tight.

2007-06-21 13:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by Madame M 7 · 0 0

Your gerbil is part of the Codus Rodentus, it was founded at the time of the Crusades. Beware! This innocent little furball, is part of an organization bent on the destruction of everything we hold sacred!

2007-06-21 13:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by Sherlock 3 · 3 0

What!? I was trying to get some work done, then my dog gets all weird. What are you bastahds up to in here? Jesus! TylerD, get Cinnamon over there quick, she's the only one equipped to subdue the beast before he turns into a hamster-pope.

2007-06-21 11:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If you tweak his left ear I'll bet you get a sweet classic rock FM station

2007-06-21 16:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah you should stick with this section you pervert.
I told you wear tinfoil hats.

2007-06-21 09:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 3 0

haha

2007-06-21 08:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by bianca_ca777 2 · 2 0

Get back on your medication!!

2007-06-21 09:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by dragonlady 4 · 0 2

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