(with apologies to Douglas Adams)
2007-06-21 08:31:34 · 12 answers · asked by HawaiianBrian 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Swordarkeereon: very funny answer.
2007-06-24 01:57:06 · update #1
Because we always want it better than it is, people are rarely content with things as they are
2007-06-21 08:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by guy o 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because without the fairies we would not know that the wasp stings are painful!
No? How about:
If fairies did not create the garden how would we know that it was beautiful or not?
That one does not make much sense either. Lets try:
Gardens can't just pop into existence by themselves, so there have to be fairies at the bottom of it!
Pretty weak. Lets just go for:
Because the Big Book of Fairy Stories tells me that they are there, so they must be.
2007-06-21 15:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by Simon T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gardening just happens to be one of my passions. I grow my own fruits and vegetables, and a few roses on the side just for their aesthetic value. I enjoy doing all aspects of gardening, from preparing the soil, to planting, to maintenance, to harvest. I've spent countless hours out there in my garden, and I can honestly report to you that as of yet I haven't spotted a single fairy.
2007-06-21 15:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some folks are careful not to step in the invisible steaming mounds of fairy crap. Others embrace a more empirical reality.
Proximity does not imply causality - and fantasy is bound to neither.
2007-06-21 15:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Al 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why indeed? Perhaps because life is not just a beautiful garden - there's a lot of thorns and thistles in it too.
2007-06-22 07:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by Marline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Prove that the fairies aren't there"
I always enjoy the "prove God doesn't exist" analogies to show how ridiculous the statements are.
2007-06-21 15:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I said so... now get busy and entertain the fairies.
_()_
2007-06-21 15:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, dead fairies (pushing up daisies).
2007-06-21 15:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we talking gay garders or little magical creatures with wings?
2007-06-21 15:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You associate with some weirdos apparently, never heard of such.
2007-06-21 15:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋