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Maybe a nice merlot?

Was the bread garlic?

2007-06-21 08:20:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He offered linguine!

See, that's how I know that Jesus was one of the first Pastafarians. People misunderstood... when he spoke of "God" he didn't mean "Yahweh", he meant "Flying Spaghetti Monster".

2007-06-21 08:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1 2

Yes. The garlic and butter was also multiplied.

2007-06-21 15:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 1 0

Your question, like many of the others in here today, is not really intended to be a question. You clearly came here only to bash Jesus and bash Christians. You don't deserve more of an answer than that.

2007-06-21 15:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by Graham 5 · 0 2

The Bible doesn't tell us that. Only that twice he multiplied the bread, once with fish given him by a young boy. To try and speculate or add to those verses is a Big NO NO!!! But thanks for the question anyways. :)

2007-06-21 15:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

No spagety there but the bread is for life. he tells us to remember his sacrifice when we eat bread.

2007-06-21 15:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mim 7 · 0 1

what good is unleavened bread without spaghetti? thats why i give my soul to the FSM.

2007-06-21 15:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

is this an honest question? think really hard before asking a question like that who you might be offending

2007-06-21 18:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by Colinn17 1 · 0 1

does that mean when he said "this is my blood" he meant it was pasta sauce?

2007-06-21 15:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by (insert creative name here) 3 · 2 0

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