2007-06-21 08:15:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He is always there, my child. He is always flying near, that Holy invisible pasta, reaching out with his Noodly Appendage to bless and protect you.
2007-06-21 08:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 8⤊ 3⤋
Ah, I see what the subject is right here. You (and, to be easy, only approximately all and sundry who opposes gay marriage) have at a loss for words civil and non secular marriage. with the intention to get a marriage acknowledged, it would be officiated with the aid of somebody with the authority to realize this. it relatively is as a rule a decide, Justice of the Peace, elected stable inclusive of a mayor, in some places the county/city clerk, or a Justice of the Peace. some jurisdictions enable non secular officers to accomplish this accountability to boot; in the event that they do, they're going to particularly plenty could amplify an analogous authority to an FSM minister, through fact no stable (we are hoping) would be stupid sufficient to disclose themselves to a slam-dunk First replace case with the aid of refusing. in any different case what happens is a separation of the civil ceremony and the non secular ceremony, wherein case no stable will care who includes out the non secular ceremony, through fact it rather is the civil ceremony it relatively is stable interior the eyes of the state. Edited to respond: If that's what you're asking, i'm going to stay with the element I buried in my wall of text textile: i'd wager that no public stable would possibility an open-and-close First replace case with the aid of refusing to renowned an FSM minister as legally empowered to accomplish a marriage. yet i'm neither a criminal expert nor a typical replace pupil, so i won't be able to cite any precedent for you, i'm afraid.
2016-10-02 21:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prayed to the Almighty FSM this morning and asked him to spread the Holy Smell of spaghetti AND lasagna across the world.
From what you are telling me, He answered my prayer! Woohoo!
2007-06-21 08:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Really? That's so funny because I just heard the sound of a horse galloping right behind me but when I turned around I did not see a horse. It might have been the IPU(Invisible Pink Unicorn)
2007-06-21 08:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
Oh, I have been searching for the answer for so long! I Have finally found my path.
YES YES YES , I smell the pasta sauce!!!!!
2007-06-23 19:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Pseudonym 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bow down in the presence of the almighty FSM! holy be his name!
2007-06-21 08:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Either that or lunch is ready.
(is it leftovers from when you paid homage to the FSM?)
2007-06-21 08:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Ah yes, you have been touched by his noodley appendage and are blessed. Perhaps you are carrying his holy half-meatball. Ramen!!!
2007-06-21 08:25:10 · answer #8 · answered by RealRachel 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What the Hell is the FSM and what does it have to do with spaghetti?
Kisses Betty B.
2007-06-21 08:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
Truly, you are blessed! He is touching you with His Noodly Appendage right now!
2007-06-21 08:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋