I know what the bible says, I am interested in a professional medical opinion. Thanks!
2007-06-21 07:26:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
Mr P must learn a difference between laughing AT someone and laughing WITH someone.
2007-06-21 07:38:41 · update #1
reed_jeremiah... Use the pole the Lard gave you.
2007-06-21 07:58:06 · update #2
Holly, the bible says "..thou shalt not provoke the Messiah 1st Class (in training) by laying with fish, thou shalt not playy pocket fishing either..."
2007-06-21 08:01:05 · update #3
I knew my Y!Babe was a medical professional. Yeee-ha Y!Jackpot...!
2007-06-21 08:02:25 · update #4
Thank TD My relationship with my Y!Babes is much deeper than an occasional self-revealing rant... I don't think this one is quite enough for her to Y!Dump me over.
2007-06-21 08:19:22 · update #5
Mr P. supplemental: Click-click-
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2007-06-21 08:21:03 · update #6
Mr. Penfold... The trout was already dead when I found it, and before you jump on this, I happened to look this up in Y!Law and the fact is that if it's dead it's not rape.
2007-06-21 10:35:32 · update #7
Thank you TD, a poet and a dedicated scholar as usual... Now only if you could tell me why that Mr Pee up there is so indignant? Is it the smell?
2007-06-21 10:37:35 · update #8
Thank you TD, a poet and a dedicated scholar as usual... Now only if you could tell me why that Mr Pee up there is so indignant? Is it the smell?
2007-06-21 10:37:38 · update #9
I`m curious about the biblical reference also. I knew there had to be a reason for the huge volume of food returned in the parable of loaves and fishes.
Anyway back to the question: We really need to start by understanding a bit of the history to this situation.
How did the trout end up down your pants in the first place?
Did it leap out of the water and land there? or did someone slip it in there while you were not looking? or did you put it there yourself? or are your pants its natural environment?
Was the trout dead when it first entered your pants? or did the act of entering you pants kill the trout? or did you do something to the trout while it was in your pants that killed it?
I feel that establishing the cause of death of the trout is probably key to unlocking the whole mystery. However in the absence of that information we shall proceed with the analysis by establishing other important criteria.
How do you feel about having a decaying trout in your underpants?
Is it a sexual experience for you?
Is it a sexual experience for the trout?
Has anybody commented on the decaying trout in you pants or have you noticed a change in peoples behaviour towards you?
Have any other members of your family or peer group exhibited similar behaviour?
Are you punishing the trout for some injustice in your past?
What will you do when the trout has decayed and you are no longer able to put it in your pants? Will you just get another trout or is this particular trout the only one that you feel is suitable or desirable to have in your pants?
All these questions and probably some more will need to be addressed before I can accurately assess the long term consequences. I think that most or all of any psychological damage that may be associated with this behaviour may well have occurred long before the trout wearing started. You are I am afraid clearly suffering from a syndrome well know to psychologists. Mad as a bag of Hedgehogs syndrome often progresses to complete catatonia which in your case may be a blessing. If you can let me know the answers to the questions above i will be happy to continue with my analysis.
Argghhhhhhhh~! I`m fading away away away
2007-06-21 08:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do not think there are any psychological ramifications derived from carrying a decaying Rainbow Trout down your pants front. This sounds like a wonderful idea. I think I may try this. Time to get a fishing pole.
2007-06-21 14:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The rammifications are indeed strange infections in your penis ... and if you're more European and have, you know, all the parts that God gave you down there, then you might also get strange creatures living in the warm wet darkness between sheath and muscle. If you know what I mean ... and I think you do.
2007-06-21 14:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will repeat "What's that smell?" to yourself so many times that you will soon irreversibly connect the two. You will become ashamed of what's in your pants and seek a surgical answer.
2007-06-21 15:47:52 · answer #4 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah I am glad Cinnamon saw this question you're a goner......But can I borrow your car?
Anthony Perkins?
....just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Yes. Sometimes just one time can be enough.
2007-06-21 15:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you did it this time!
the most ridiculous question of the day award goes to.....
What ticked Mr. Pity off?
Bad toupee day?
2007-06-21 14:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
None that I know of.
I have been doing it for years.
I have noticed that cats are extremely fond of me.
2007-06-21 14:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by surffsav 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm curious, what DOES the bible say about it?
2007-06-21 14:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by Holly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a very sad person and need to get a life
2007-06-21 14:47:18 · answer #9 · answered by swell 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
people will make fun of you, that has psycological ramifications.
i was being serious. you're just a big jerk.
and the decaying part.....you'll probalby get some kind of weird infection on your penis. not reccomended.
2007-06-21 14:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by EDUCATE about MARIJUANA 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋