What's your funniest drunken moment?

Question

What's your strangest/most awkward/funniest/boldest drunken moment? What's your best drunken adventure?

Answer 1

carnival time in the caribbean(that's where im from)
all i remember putting on my costume and then waking up the next day with vomit on the bed and major headache oh yeah
up to this day i never knew what transpired and im afraid to ask

Answer 2

I drove from my college to another college in another city to do some shopping. I was wearing white pants. After shopping I stopped by to see a couple friends. They said "Stay over! We'll go out tonight!" OK, I was only 18 but they knew the bouncers. I got blasted drunk. And the bar was so gross that you had to sit on the back of the booths, and the floor was slippery from puke and spilled drinks. I fell a lot! Then a girl puked in my lap. Whoever drove us back to the dorm, I puked down the side of his car, I puked in my lap, everything.

The next morning I woke up with a massive hangover, and I went to leave her room and there was not ONE BIT OF WHITE ON MY PANTS ANYMORE! They were rainbow colored with drinks, puke and dirt.

I drove back to my college, my roommate laughed, and I threw the pants away, there was no hope. Then I made it to class on time. I couldn't do that anymore!

Answer 3

One time a friend came over and she and I did a shot of everything my parents had in "medicine" cabinet, including Jack Daniels, Grand Marnier, Apricot Brandy and Vodka. I tink there were at least 7-8 different liquors and we had all ready had a few beers and kamikazes. Then we played a couple games of "Clue" and I passed out.

Answer 4

I was at a bar with one of my BFF's, we were totally blitzed and she wanted to go to this guy's house that we knew to crash. I didn't like this guy so I said no way and took off on foot down the street (at about 1:30 am) She keeps jumping in cabs that other people have called to take them home to find me while my drunk *** is trying to hide in bushes and tripping over random lawn ornaments, laughing like a feind! My freind ended up comandeering three cabs before she corraled me because I tripped over a miniature fence.

Answer 5

I've had way to many to even recall. I remember one time me and a bunch of my friends were drinking at the bar and I passed out sitting on the tolit with my head up against the door. I'm sure there is a better one out there, but I don't remember.

Answer 6

Well I wasn't quite 21 yet, but my Dad had just gotten re-married and we were at the reception. Me, my sister, and my step-mom were singing karaoke, and "like a virgin" came on. So of course, being as drunk as we are, we think that's the perfect song for us to sing along to. We start singing "like a virgin..." and all the sudden my Dad (very drunk) chimes in "yah right!" We are all cracking up, then we sing "touched for the very first time..." and again, very drunk Dad says into the microphone "ouch." Needless to say we had the whole place cracking up!

Answer 7

My brothers wedding reception turned out to be nothing more than a giat kegger in our back yard. Needless to say after hours of chug-al-lug contests etc. I began to get sick... While hanging my head out of the car window while driving my Gradma home. Mom was driving of course. I was 14 ~ She must have been soooooo proud!!!!

Answer 8

I labored for a lodge that had a front room. I lived on sources of the lodge so all I had to do grew to become into walk domicile. nicely the government of the lodge grew to become into nevertheless there the night I have been given wasted and that i crawled in to the returned seat of his motor vehicle and handed out. thankfully he had a sturdy humorousness and observed me returned there earlier he drove domicile.

Answer 9

Me and my roomate in college were really drunk and yayed out of our skulls, and i was hittin on this girl at our party, and i ended up bringing her up to the attic and banging her...we went down to the party and my buddy was down there, and all this sudden i see him grinding with her on the dance floor. They disappear and i found out that he banaged her in the attic as well. A few days later we found out that she was the daughter of our french teacher!!!!

Answer 10

lol ha streakin through a major university right after the football team won ya that was one hell of a night.