Does anyone have a funny or horrible story of something that happened to you or someone you know at a wedding?
2007-06-21 07:17:29 · 16 answers · asked by angel 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
I saw it on Oprah.
This gal was at the beauty salon on her wedding day to get her hair and make up done. When she left the salon...her car was stolen!!! The rings and the wedding dress were in the car! She was devastated and desperate because her wedding was one hour away! and no time to find a new dress or rings!
In the same salon there was another bride getting her hair and make up and she felt so sorry for her that she lend her her dress and her rings!!!!!!
In the show, they gave the couple a new set of rings and the good samaritan a trip somewhere.
Good luck
2007-06-21 07:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by Blunt 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I want to hear an embarrassing story of yours :) Okay so here's a funny story for you...it may be one of those you had to have been there's but me and my sister find it hysterical and I only talk about it with her so I don't know...wow sorry I just realized how long this is... So me and my family were at Disney :) That day we were at Typhoon Lagoon. I have a 5 year old brother Jack that loves snorkeling so we went to the thing where you can go swimming with sharks. At the beginning they make the BIGGEST deal about how you can't touch the sharks and fish. So well I went in there and was scared to death. All of a sudden I see this person with something in their hands down there touching the sharks. I assume that an employee was feeding the sharks and I was like okay? Well so when I get out my sister was dying of laughter and I was like what are you laughing about. We put our stories together and found out this is what happened: This lady does a swan dive off the rock (which they also said not to stand on) and starts touching the sharks. Sorry we thought that was the funniest thing ever
2016-05-17 04:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was before the wedding, in the planning, and it caused awful stress for my friend the bride. She wanted her older brother to give her away because their father is dead. He agrees. The bride says no kids at the wedding, specifically because brother & wife's kids are untamed, untaught, unreined in terror children from h e l l. The parents don't watch them, they get drunk and my friend knew her mom would be stuck as a babysitter instead of the mother of the bride.
So the sister in law decrees she can't find a babysitter so she will have to bring the kids. This is April. The wedding is October. Bride tells her to try harder to get a sitter. The sister in law tells her husband she will leave him if he gives his sister away at the wedding. He caves in, decides it is too much hassle, he doesn't even attend or acknowledge his sister's wedding.
Afterwards all is forgiven, life goes back to normal. A few years later the brother & wife divorce, over another ultimatum.
2007-06-21 07:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by danashelchan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The wedding was at a hotel and one of the waiters knocked the cake down before it was ever seen and brought out. Suddenly, the music wouldn't play at all. Then the hotel got the reservation mixed up and needed more money than expected. More people showed up than RSVPd and the food ran out in the first 20 minutes. The wedding singer never showed up--that's where I come in at, I was his replacement. Talk about a day full of tears. They almost called it off because of the disasters....can someone say SIGNS!
2007-06-21 07:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Flighty 1 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My cousin was getting married in a very formal military wedding - complete with the crossed swords and everything. They were exchanging vows and the groom fainted and then threw up.
My other cousin got married in Pittsburgh in February - it was cold and rainy and nasty out. Her hair fell. Her dress was spotted and the reception - held in a church basement - was awful. Lemon (artificial lemon) cake with lard-based icing - and these nasty sandwiches filled with something from another planet. And it was a cold, damp basement. Oh my! and my aunt wore this yellow dress that was 2 sizes too small making her look like a big yellow sausage - and this outdated pillbox hat that made her short curly dyed-black hair look like it was on the wrong end of her body! Oh heavens it was an awful time had by all.
Hmm. And then my sister married someone my father detested and all the whoop-ti-doo about that.
Yeah. I can tell you about wedding disasters - been to several.
that's why I eloped - twice.
2007-06-21 07:58:51 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara B 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
This actually wasn't a wedding, but these kids aren't invited to the wedding because of what happened at my mom's surprise 50th birthday:
My aunt has horrible children that she lets run while and refuses to EVER watch them....she lets them sit on strangers laps, take full plates of food and not finish them and touch everything. They weren't even INVITED to the all adult party at a very expensive place (they have weddings there) so as my mom goes to blow out her candles, one of the little boys runs up to the cake and LICKS THE WHOLE SIDE OF IT!!!!! UGH! it was horrible...and now I fear my Aunt may do the same thing for the upcoming wedding.
2007-06-21 07:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oooh I have a funny one! My brother married a horrible tempered witch that no one liked. She made everyone hop to her demands like we were trained seals. Well, as she is having the photographs taken at the wedding, she manages to get her bright red lipstick on her teeth. By this point she had pissed off just about everyone there, so no one bothered to tell her, including the photographer. When the photos came in, every single one where she was smiling, you could see the red smears on her teeth.
I thought it was quite appropriate, looked like she had blood in her mouth, no doubt from the last person she chewed up and spit out.
Thankfully he divorced the hag in less than a year..
2007-06-23 08:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by jessicasuave 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dad is a minister so stories of insanity abound. My personal fav involves the MOB and Step MOB. Apparently both had some suggestions for the sort of food to be served, and when the reception rolled around and the MOB saw that the Step MOB's advice was used, she proceeded to scream at the Step MOB for interferring and blah blah blah. The screaming match quickly turned into a Jerry Springer style slapfest, complete with the Step MOB's top being nearly torn off.
Also had: a drunk MOH who stood in the church, swaying heavily from side to side, eventually vomiting on the steps while the couple were reading their vows; bridesmaid who decided her dress needed work, and so added a slit up to her crotch in the front, and the neckline dropped to her navel; numerous brides who tripped over their trains as they turned around to leave the church, and fell flat on their faces; and the cutest was the flower girl who decided to lie down on the bride's train, and wrap up in it, and promptly go to sleep.
2007-06-21 11:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jadalina 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
At my haf-uncles wedding... his father drives a semi and showed up to the ceremony on one of his runs. Couldn't turn the thing off so it was left rumbling outside the church.
The reception was held at someone's trailer, a singlewide. Too many people crammed into it and it began to lean, severely, until someone lost their balance and fell back into the cake. It was still edible.
Out of town guests were treated to the local budget motel, right next to the train tracks... overlooking a cemetary.
It was a truly memorable day.
2007-06-21 08:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
At my wedding I was totally against my MOH giving any speeches. Somehow she managed to get up there and get a hold of the microphone. She babbled on about how we used to steel cars when we were in high school (in reality we just took the keys to her dads car). And then to make it worse she starts crying about how her father passed away before his time, but if he were here he would be happy, and how he was a great man. So the speech had nothing at all to do with me. Needless to say I was really peeved.
2007-06-21 08:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋