A woman was cheating on her husband, and after having sex with each other, they were laying in her bed when the phone rang.
After she hung up the phone, her lover asked "Who was that", and the woman says "That was my husband".
The lover says "Well, I guess I better get out of here before he comes home".
The woman says "Relax, he'll be late. He's playing poker with you"
2007-06-21 06:32:58 · 13 answers · asked by CJ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those who don't get it,
The husband must be having an affair too. He LIED and said he would be home late because he was playing poker with the man she is sleeping with. How could he be playing poker with him, when he is actually at home screwing his wife.
I hope you all understand now. I didn't realize it was hard to get.
2007-06-21 06:50:45 · update #1
ha ha ha!
2007-06-21 06:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by MoOnliGhtSeductress 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
POKER?!!?!!
Okay I read this joke like 5 times and i still do not get it. Please...add some detail and tell me what the hell does this mean. T-T
2007-06-21 13:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by Pr3tty_r4ve_gir1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke! It just proves that some times the world gets TOO small.
2007-06-21 13:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke CJ but I'm worried about the people who didn't get it!
2007-06-21 13:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Nowadays the woman seems to be going for the husband's best friend.
:)
2007-06-25 08:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who didn't get the joke. It was great.
2007-06-21 14:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don`t understand this joke!
2007-06-21 13:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bad
2007-06-21 13:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it! ha ha ha that's really funny!
2007-06-21 13:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by HARMONYâ?«~â?«~â?«~* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...i dun think i get the joke...can someone "enlighten" me...
2007-06-21 13:41:11 · answer #10 · answered by blacgr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋